is anyone here gonna have their account when theyre a father

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Like are we all gonna be 30 married with children and LDAR'ing on this site on weekends

@subhum4n7 @abzz @mohi_100 @grav @1SIS
 
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Like are we all gonna be 30 married with children and LDAR'ing on this site on weekends

@subhum4n7 @abzz @mohi_100 @grav @1SIS
Yes
 
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Like are we all gonna be 30 married with children and LDAR'ing on this site on weekends

@subhum4n7 @abzz @mohi_100 @grav @1SIS
lmaoo well im planning to have my first child at 24

only in 8 years if you think about it :forcedsmile:

+ technically i was a father at one point
 
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+ technically i was a father at one point
What

Nigga what
lmaoo well im planning to have my first child at 24
Oh damn

Im planning arounfd 28-30 mostly because im planning on med school

if i dont go to med school then ill prolly have kids around the same time as you
 
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Like are we all gonna be 30 married with children and LDAR'ing on this site on weekends

@subhum4n7 @abzz @mohi_100 @grav @1SIS
Im probably not gonna be one:feelscry:
 
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What

Nigga what

Oh damn

Im planning arounfd 28-30 mostly because im planning on med school

if i dont go to med school then ill prolly have kids around the same time as you
my 2nd slay told me to 💦 inside of her

i listened

then left

idk if she took birth control but there are some rumours that she kept the kid :lul:
 
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my 2nd slay told me to 💦 inside of her

i listened

then left
wtf 😭😭😭😭 sexhaver

Practice safe sex nigga ur gonna get a call from her in 9 months :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:


idk if she took birth control but there are some rumours that she kept the kid :lul:
You are genuinely so lucky she didnt tell you to take responsibility for the kid

That is actually crazy
 
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Because its hard finding someone whos willing to reproduce with subhuman genes.

Being subhuman feels like being disabled
 
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wtf 😭😭😭😭 sexhaver
yeahh formerly, now i just have sex with my ltr, im very grateful but not proud of my past
Practice safe sex nigga ur gonna get a call from her in 9 months :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
lmfaoo i fucking hope not :lul: i don't know that woman anymore
You are genuinely so lucky she didnt tell you to take responsibility for the kid

That is actually crazy
ah well she seems to be doing well for herself if she hasn't called yet :lul:
 
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Being subhuman feels like being disabled
If it makes you feel any better, a girl liked me when i was around 13 and i was genuinely subhuman

My face hadnt developed yet so my facial sturcture was quite soft, i was fat, my lower jaw was super narrow compared to my upper jaw,

I was genuinely kinda hard to look at

I know this sounds very cliche and my situation probably doesnt reflect yours, but theres probably someone out there for you
 
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ah well she seems to be doing well for herself if she hasn't called yet :lul:
any news on the kid?
yeahh formerly, now i just have sex with my ltr, im very grateful but not proud of my past
Does she know u have a little abzz running around with someone else :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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If it makes you feel any better, a girl liked me when i was around 13 and i was genuinely subhuman

My face hadnt developed yet so my facial sturcture was quite soft, i was fat, my lower jaw was super narrow compared to my upper jaw,

I was genuinely kinda hard to look at

I know this sounds very cliche and my situation probably doesnt reflect yours, but theres probably someone out there for you
Yeah i mean theres 4bil women on earth. Someone has to like me a bit right?

But she cant be under 5’5 or my son will suffer an even worse life than me
 
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any news on the kid?
nigga i am genuinely as informed as you are jfl

i have 0 clue, all i hear are some rumours
Does she know u have a little abzz running around with someone else :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
lmaoo i have kept my past a secret for a long time :lul: maybe ill tell her when we're like 80 years old

i would wanna meet mini abzz one day
 
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I will be passing it down to my son
 
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Like are we all gonna be 30 married with children and LDAR'ing on this site on weekends

@subhum4n7 @abzz @mohi_100 @grav @1SIS
incel forum talking bout marry:lul:
 
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Not everyone here is an incel

Like id probably say a very small amount are ACTUALLY incel
indeed they just mentally screwed:ogre:
 
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If it makes you feel any better, a girl liked me when i was around 13 and i was genuinely subhuman

My face hadnt developed yet so my facial sturcture was quite soft, i was fat, my lower jaw was super narrow compared to my upper jaw,

I was genuinely kinda hard to look at

I know this sounds very cliche and my situation probably doesnt reflect yours, but theres probably someone out there for you
same back then i was genuinely fucking subhuman as shit and didnt even have a good personality, and me and this girl at almost that age were planning to have sex :feelsbadman: not even a good personality bro, i treated her like shit, rejected her offer for a proper romantic relationship and i was genuinely such a prick and a skinny boneless acne infested unhygenic twat, but we were both just horny asf ngl:forcedsmile:
 
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pretty sure @ConfusedBolivian does
 
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tell her when ur on ur deathbed
im sure she wouldn't care anyways

ive probably released like a gallon of semen in the last ~2 years i've been with her, im sure she wouldn't mind that some of it magically found its way into the inside of some random woman who gave good head :lul:
 
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ive probably released like a gallon of semen in the last ~2 years i've been with her, im sure she wouldn't mind that some of it magically found its way into the inside of some random woman who gave good head :lul:
Sexhaver chronicles
 
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Like are we all gonna be 30 married with children and LDAR'ing on this site on weekends

@subhum4n7 @abzz @mohi_100 @grav @1SIS
Im not gonna be a dad
Imagine if he turns out like me
 
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Sexhaver chronicles
it's a crazy life man, what can i say

who would have known that this would one day be obliterating the MTB's hymens in the area

Screenshot 20260113 024550 Gallery
 
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I want to be low trust
Lots of people already said that
ohh yeaaaa it's part of your personality
i remember now

my bad :owo:
 
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