is happy endings at massages a meme

[Deleted member 1476]

i need a massage i have many tight and uncomfortable muscles due to bad posture such as trapezius muscles which hef plagued me 4 many years. if i go to massage therapist will i get succ ? or is that fake news

 

[TheoryMaxxer]

Whitu cocku onry

 

[UnderCovrN0rmie]

ig it depends on how classy the place is, the ones who pretend to be doctors aren't going anywhere near your cock but if the windows are boarded up and the masseuse is a scared looking asian chick with a black eye who doesn't speak english you're more likely to get it

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Whitu cocku onry

i looked at massage place in my town they say on their website no funny business

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Only if u double pay

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Only if u double pay

what are the chances of a massage plaice asking if i want succ

 

[TheoryMaxxer]

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[Deleted member 1476]

https://www.rubmaps.ch/

thx bruh

 

[Deleted member 2748]

some places unironically do that shit, and it's not uncommon either
obviously if you go into professional places the chances of that happening are 0%, but if you go to low quality sketchy places you might get a happy ending ngl

 

[Deleted member 2748]

you wouldn't want to get a happy ending from an asian whore stranger ngl, fuck that you ain't touching my cock