is headband frauding retarded

[unlucko]

Because of my disgusting hooked merchant nose only hairstyles that have sufficient vertical volume let me pass as human

But my hair has been thinning out in droves ever since overdosing on lions mane and other BDNFergics to cure my brain damage, my hairline is retreating raggedly and my hair pattern is long downward straight flowing so i look like fucking vector if i do nothing about it

So i've resorted to wearing a tennis headband to artificially give my hair the volume it once had so my nose looks more proportional, otherwise I can't leave the house

If I roam around with headband and normal casual clothes will i be ridiculed? Will the gaggles of foids giggle as i pass them by, recognizing the lack of a racquet in my hand or tennis bag slung around my shoulders as the hallmark identifiers of headband related hairline fraud?

 

[Moggie]

 

[Deleted member 18244]

: “hi, is hairband frauding legit guys? I’ve been feeling self conscious about my looks lately.”

: “JFL DNR kill yourself baldcel faggot. I mog anyway”