Is it just me that can’t find a job

[jflkiefmaxxing]

No joke been job seeking for months and can’t find one
All this looksmaxing stuff is cool but no money and a good face is pointless
I ain’t trying to end up like AAD
If anyone knows a person with vacancies in the uk
Help a brother out

 

[Thinking_CEL]

Nigga go try to become a road man or something

Start walking around with a black hoodie and a mask covering half ur face niggas get mad respect innit

If someone tries to act tough u put both hands deep in ur pockets like ur finna pull a knife

 

[jflkiefmaxxing]

Nigga go try to become a road man or something

Start walking around with a black hoodie and a mask covering half ur face niggas get mad respect innit

If someone tries to act tough u put both hands deep in ur pockets like ur finna pull a knife

Ur trolling on a looksmaxing forum 0 help dnrd

 

[Thinking_CEL]

Ur trolling on a looksmaxing forum 0 help dnrd

Trolling? Faggot getting a job isnt looksmax and road man is what half the kids in London are making money off of

At this point it’s a career path

 

[Dendoni]

Can't you get a Job or do you believe that Jobs you Can get are Bellow your level? That's the difference

Go work to the factory for few months and look for Jobs from there

 

[DeadmansWonderland]

Can't you get a Job or do you believe that Jobs you Can get are Bellow your level? That's the difference

Go work to the factory for few months and look for Jobs from there

This. I would add that anything is an improvement to your current situation. Even if its just a hold over. Look for whatever you can get that you won't kill yourself over doing. Full time, part-time, contract, etc. Also recheck and remake your resume, that helped me get a couple more looks at it.

 

[NationalWarrior]

Best Advice: Go out in the streets with a printed CV and ask, they will most likely say no, everything is online now, but ask if they know anyone or if any company is hiring, if someone is friendly enough you will get some leads. I'm sure you can easily find a shit job like bartender as I have.

Also recheck and remake your resume, that helped me get a couple more looks at it.

I'm trying to get job in clothes shop like Zara or something, your typical shopping mall store, any advice on how to ace my CV?

 

[ItsOver999]

Assisted living facility kitchen

 

[DeadmansWonderland]

Best Advice: Go out in the streets with a printed CV and ask, they will most likely say no, everything is online now, but ask if they know anyone or if any company is hiring, if someone is friendly enough you will get some leads. I'm sure you can easily find a shit job like bartender as I have.

I'm trying to get job in clothes shop like Zara or something, your typical shopping mall store, any advice on how to ace my CV?

Sadly I am not the one to ask just because I also was struggling to get a job but I can give some insight to the best of my knowledge.

1. Tailor the resume to the specific job you are applying for, so build traits/career around it. Zara for example, big parts would be customer service, having a sense of fashion, uh, communication and maybe leadership. Build your resume around hitting those traits (or whatever is actually listed on the job posting).
2. Obviously spellcheck and make sure formatting is clean and orderly.
3. Most applications are to be kept to a single page, so keep that in mind. A couple is fine but don't go over three unless its a government job.
4. Quantitative measurements are important. So use numbers and measurements. "I resolved 5 major bugs daily with my teams program." Or "I moved a total of 5-15 tons daily on my trucking routes."
5. Play yourself up as much as possible too. Don't lie, but exaggerate the fuck out of everything. For example you volunteered at a fair? Well you are experienced in customer service and have solved a few major issues that threatened to shut down one of the rides.

That's all I can think of, and there are probably better guides. Just look up on youtube but you should be chilling for a job at Zara/the mall. Just put your best foot forward and show up on time to the interview. Also dress decent.

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

Getting a job is too easy. I quit fairly often, and each time I've got a new job within a week.

My point being: something is wrong with you, or you are doing something wrong.

 

[Pikabro]

I haven’t tried for months. I thought I was set with a part time school janitor job but it doesn’t really work with a university schedule. Didn’t get any shifts. I need to do something on the weekend.

Having no disposable income is an ongoing issue and perpetuates a structureless non NT rotter lifestyle.

Best Advice: Go out in the streets with a printed CV and ask, they will most likely say no, everything is online now, but ask if they know anyone or if any company is hiring, if someone is friendly enough you will get some leads. I'm sure you can easily find a shit job like bartender as I have.

I'm trying to get job in clothes shop like Zara or something, your typical shopping mall store, any advice on how to ace my CV?

Calling companies or going out with printed CV is prob move but I cba doing it

 

[Pikabro]

Getting a job is too easy. I quit fairly often, and each time I've got a new job within a week.

My point being: something is wrong with you, or you are doing something wrong.

Probably both. Idk how some people just get jobs. They don’t seem to put too much effort in either

 

[Krim]

I haven’t tried for months. I thought I was set with a part time school janitor job but it doesn’t really work with a university schedule. Didn’t get any shifts. I need to do something on the weekend.

Having no disposable income is an ongoing issue and perpetuates a structureless non NT rotter lifestyle.



Calling companies or going out with printed CV is prob move but I cba doing it

Look for online jobs, like being a live support agent for a sports betting company.

 

[panjeet currycel]

go get a job at some seks offender place

 

[tuxedocat22]

Just fraud a very similar job experience on your cv so you will have the best qualifications everytime.

And do that for each job so you will always have the best specific qualifications for that job. Just have chat gpt generate new cv every time but make sure its formatted nice and realistic.

And most important make sure that the previous "job" was not local so it would be very hard to veriify.

I am in Europe and I just made up some fairy tales about how i was working high positions in America and they belived everything and didn't bother to verify lol.

Other that that just look as good as possible for the job interview for the halo effect

 

[Never Get Up]

Donate me $1,000 USD and I’ll invest it into the perfect crypto.

 

[NationalWarrior]

Sadly I am not the one to ask just because I also was struggling to get a job but I can give some insight to the best of my knowledge.

1. Tailor the resume to the specific job you are applying for, so build traits/career around it. Zara for example, big parts would be customer service, having a sense of fashion, uh, communication and maybe leadership. Build your resume around hitting those traits (or whatever is actually listed on the job posting).
2. Obviously spellcheck and make sure formatting is clean and orderly.
3. Most applications are to be kept to a single page, so keep that in mind. A couple is fine but don't go over three unless its a government job.
4. Quantitative measurements are important. So use numbers and measurements. "I resolved 5 major bugs daily with my teams program." Or "I moved a total of 5-15 tons daily on my trucking routes."
5. Play yourself up as much as possible too. Don't lie, but exaggerate the fuck out of everything. For example you volunteered at a fair? Well you are experienced in customer service and have solved a few major issues that threatened to shut down one of the rides.

That's all I can think of, and there are probably better guides. Just look up on youtube but you should be chilling for a job at Zara/the mall. Just put your best foot forward and show up on time to the interview. Also dress decent.

thanks mate

Just fraud a very similar job experience on your cv so you will have the best qualifications everytime.

And do that for each job so you will always have the best specific qualifications for that job. Just have chat gpt generate new cv every time but make sure its formatted nice and realistic.

And most important make sure that the previous "job" was not local so it would be very hard to veriify.

I am in Europe and I just made up some fairy tales about how i was working high positions in America and they belived everything and didn't bother to verify lol.

Other that that just look as good as possible for the job interview for the halo effect

My previous job was as a bartender in the same city, maybe that will help

 

[KaisenMaxxer]

Trolling? Faggot getting a job isnt looksmax and road man is what half the kids in London are making money off of

At this point it’s a career path

no thinking cel

 

[nonNT]

No joke been job seeking for months and can’t find one
All this looksmaxing stuff is cool but no money and a good face is pointless
I ain’t trying to end up like AAD
If anyone knows a person with vacancies in the uk
Help a brother out

Just start applying to anything that is doable location wise, whether its mcdonalds, a factory, etc. Also ask a relative to review your CV and look up how to properly make one. You can also call your local employment agency and tell them you're up for any kind of job. What worked for me was I kept putting pressure on the employment agency by calling, emailing, even visiting them multiple times and they eventually put me over other people due to my effort. Put your ego aside by thinking Mcdonalds is shit or whatever because not only do you make money but you also broaden your social circle maybe even make some friends. GL

 

[Shahnameh]

Just start applying to anything that is doable location wise,

Terrible advice, that's what everyone else is doing with loq quality spam replies u are competing with thousands of others for each job.

Look for more niche jobs on respectable job boards like indeed.

Start calling up or emailing the HR firm directly and express your interest in applying while highlighting your skills and then send in your resume.

You need to do everything possible to stand out in this terrible job market.

 

[jflkiefmaxxing]

Just start applying to anything that is doable location wise, whether its mcdonalds, a factory, etc. Also ask a relative to review your CV and look up how to properly make one. You can also call your local employment agency and tell them you're up for any kind of job. What worked for me was I kept putting pressure on the employment agency by calling, emailing, even visiting them multiple times and they eventually put me over other people due to my effort. Put your ego aside by thinking Mcdonalds is shit or whatever because not only do you make money but you also broaden your social circle maybe even make some friends. GL

 

[panjeet currycel]

Lie on your resume
Work experience from similar places that have closed. Doesnt have to even exist
The main point is getting in for an interview
If you do get an interview you better study up

 

[fkf3655]

No joke been job seeking for months and can’t find one
All this looksmaxing stuff is cool but no money and a good face is pointless
I ain’t trying to end up like AAD
If anyone knows a person with vacancies in the uk
Help a brother out

join the military or start delivery driving

 

[Foreverbrad]

I would just focus on benefitsmaxxing. Work doesn’t pay in the UK so you are better to fraud disability and incapacity to work.

 

[jflkiefmaxxing]

join the military or start delivery driving

Don’t have a DL. I already tried the army, I got rejected

 

[jflkiefmaxxing]

Lie on your resume
Work experience from similar places that have closed. Doesnt have to even exist
The main point is getting in for an interview
If you do get an interview you better study up

Already had 2 Interviews. The other one was for McDonald’s. Got declined from both.

 

[nonNT]

Terrible advice, that's what everyone else is doing with loq quality spam replies u are competing with thousands of others for each job.

Look for more niche jobs on respectable job boards like indeed.

Start calling up or emailing the HR firm directly and express your interest in applying while highlighting your skills and then send in your resume.

You need to do everything possible to stand out in this terrible job market.

That wanker has no degree or anything to even get anything niche... As I said you go to a Emplyment Agency and start making yourself presentable. When you go to a Employment agency or apply for a job you get thrown into sort of a box with tons of other people, and it is your task to make sure they remember your name and know your name. Let's say the Recruiter goes through the list of people who applied and then he sees your name and thinks to himself: Hey, that's the guy who called, or hey, I know him. That sets you ahead of ur competition. And imo it's far from a "terrible job market". Use your connections, maybe get a friend to do a good word for you at some local place, if you're handsome use your face, you just walk inside of some place u applied to and say something along the lines of: I applied here but haven't gotten a response yet, I am checking if anything went through or some bs like that.

 

[nonNT]

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What area or city do you live, i'll genuinely try to find something. Also have you ever thought of starting a side hustle, either online or offline. Any type of work> No work... Maybe babysitting? Doing someone's groceries? Learning an online skill?

 

[jflkiefmaxxing]

What area or city do you live, i'll genuinely try to find something. Also have you ever thought of starting a side hustle, either online or offline. Any type of work> No work... Maybe babysitting? Doing someone's groceries? Learning an online skill?

Manchester, Uk. I thought about a side hustle but I’d be earning way under minimum wage. I’ve tried apply for warehouse for months and have been denied.

 

[st9vi]

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Already had 2 Interviews. The other one was for McDonald’s. Got declined from both.

Is your resume empty ? Just start applying to coffee shops , Fast food chains ,etc. They are always in need of a janitor or someone to work the register.