soapbubble
someday ill be a pretty boy
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I had a beautiful, luscious grown-out perm before since my hair naturally is flat ugly 1A hair. I got it cut and naturally I reverted back to a bowl cut (they didn’t even cut it evenly jfl), exposing my hideous forehead acne, bare ape-looking eyebrows and eyelashes, and making my head look like an elongated oval. A few days later, I stopped jutting (hiding a disgusting overbite that makes me look like a recessed chimp) because I was developing TMJ pains and it hurt like hell to chew. Around a week later, I started developing acne all over my face. I genuinely descended from MTN to LLTN with these 3 things.
Results were fucking immediate. A girl I was talking to suddenly ghosted. Friends were suddenly more easily able to make fun of me, I think they respected me less. It sounds like I’m exaggerating but I’m really not, the change was gradual.
For the past few days, I have been leaving the lunch table early to read botb threads and shitpost in offtopic.
I think I’ll give up on trying to dress well or get good hair until the rest of my face is softmaxxed, which will take a few months at least. I applied to 7 jobs so far to fund looksmaxxing shit, though my grades are bad so my mom might not let me get one at all. If she doesn’t it’s genuinely over I’m staying ugly.
fuck
I’m getting my overbite corrected with elastics rn if this causes downward growth or more recession I’m killing myself
inb4 “elastics will cause recession” ik there’s a chance and a ton of anecdotal evidence on both sides which is why I decided to get it anyways, hopefully it fixes me cuz naturally my jaw is subhuman 
Results were fucking immediate. A girl I was talking to suddenly ghosted. Friends were suddenly more easily able to make fun of me, I think they respected me less. It sounds like I’m exaggerating but I’m really not, the change was gradual.
For the past few days, I have been leaving the lunch table early to read botb threads and shitpost in offtopic.
I’m getting my overbite corrected with elastics rn if this causes downward growth or more recession I’m killing myself
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