Is @jason Voorhees nutritious and part of a balnced diet?

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If Haitian cannibals or Liberian cannibals eat @Jason Voorhees will they get the necessary vitamins and nutrients they need? Would @Jason Voorhees provide a balanced diet?
 
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If Haitian cannibals or Liberian cannibals eat @Jason Voorhees will they get the necessary vitamins and nutrients they need? Would @Jason Voorhees provide a balanced diet?
I remember reading somewhere that the human body is worth millions of dollars, so I can assure you that they would have a meal full of protein, carbohydrates, healthy fats, zinc, Vitamin A/B/C/D/E/K/J, Vitamin B1/3/6/12 and Jason Voorhees' liver would give them anti-oxidants, basically, eating Jason Voorhees would increase their testosterone, help the bodily functions and allow them to live.
 
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With a side of plantain
 
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They Will he's not a Hindu.
 
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Yep It would be high iq to skip cow steak and eat @Jason Voorhees instead because he has been consuming over 200g protein per day for the past 4 years.
 
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Yep It would be high iq to skip cow steak and eat @Jason Voorhees instead because he has been consuming over 200g protein per day for the past 4 years.
So Haitian cannibals can simultaneously leanmaxx and bulkmaxx by consuming @Jason Voorhees meat??
 
@Gengar what say you
 
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Xangsane is not available to respond right now so he told me to reply to you in his stead, this is the message he has sent: Yes
 
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Xangsane is not available to respond right now so he told me to reply to you in his stead, this is the message he has sent: Yes


@Jason Voorhees should be very afraid
 
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