Is listening to """mommy ASMRs""" gay?

[Lonenely sigma]

I googled this shit bc I saw it being memed to death and I thought it was kinda funny but now I have one very big issue put on my shoulders.



So, should I just not go to the video ever again, or should I just embrace it at this point?



What does this based and blackpilled forum think about this stuff?

 

[moredatesmorerapes]

What zero pussy does to a mf

 

[heyheyheybro22]

Keep listening to mommy asmr and you will gain multiple kilos of bone mass

 

[Debetro]

An alternate reality to the real thing you crave.

 

[Lonenely sigma]

What zero pussy does to a mf

I don't even wanna fuck girls bro, I just want to cuddle with one while she compliments me and tells me I will become a PSL god

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I like actual asmr

a cute girl scratching her anal beads or some shit to make some funky noise

It does indeed giveth me the tingles

like one of those head scratches with the long metal sticks ya know

but fake kisses is not it nigga this is deranged

 

[KDD5]

I edge to asmrs

 

[Lonenely sigma]

I like actual asmr

a cute girl scratching her anal beads or some shit to make some funky noise

but fake kisses is not it nigga this is deranged

"I like listening to women scratching their asses on the mic"

"You are deranged"

Pick one broski

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

"I like listening to women scratching her ass on the mic"

"You are deranged"

Pick one broski

I was making a joke fag

Like when they just have some random shit on their desk and scratch or tap it

It do enjoy such content.

Not pretending to be reassured and kissed on the forehead jfl

 

[PARISIEN]

Sad af

 

[Lonenely sigma]

I was making a joke fag

Like when they just have some random shit on their desk and scratch or tap it

It do enjoy such content.

Not pretending to be reassured and kissed on the forehead jfl

Call me a faggot all you want, I really don't give a fuck about fucking women.


As a matter of fact, the entire surgical plan I have is going to be focused on making my chin pointier and narrower, and my zygos more rounded for the specific reason of being cute-ish rather than shooting for something actually handsome.


Thats the closest thing to real love as far as you ask me. Besides, your name is "gaygymmax", you get my point anyway

 

[majesticincel]

I googled this shit bc I saw it being memed to death and I thought it was kinda funny but now I have one very big issue put on my shoulders.



So, should I just not go to the video ever again, or should I just embrace it at this point?



What does this based and blackpilled forum think about this stuff?

No

 

[optimisticzoomer]

An alternate reality to the real thing you crave.

A mother?

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I really don't give a fuck about fucking women.

As a matter of fact, the entire surgical plan I have is going to be focused on making my chin pointier and narrower, and my zygos more rounded for the specific reason of being cute-ish rather than shooting for something actually handsome.

Erm... conflicting statements feller

 

[Lonenely sigma]

A mother?

A mommy.


I have a normal and healthy relationship with both of my parents

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

I googled this shit bc I saw it being memed to death and I thought it was kinda funny but now I have one very big issue put on my shoulders.



So, should I just not go to the video ever again, or should I just embrace it at this point?



What does this based and blackpilled forum think about this stuff?

lol thats funny

 

[castizo]

I don't even wanna fuck girls bro, I just want to cuddle with one while she compliments me and tells me I will become a PSL god

real asf tbh

 

[Samsepioler]

awww so kawaiii

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

real asf tbh

That's not dark triad at all prince

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Erm... conflicting statements feller

Not at all. If I succeed in my surgical ascension I will attract introverted, cute, high-iq girls of my age, not some 40+ yo ones.

 

[castizo]

That's not dark triad at all prince

at some point you just need to accept thats how good it will get

 

[wsada]

I listen to it everyday

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

That's not dark triad at all prince

awww so kawaiii

real asf tbh

A mommy.


I have a normal and healthy relationship with both of my parents

No

I edge to asmrs

 

[Debetro]

A mother?

Sort of...

 

[castizo]

kisses you

 

[Lonenely sigma]

That's not dark triad at all prince

at some point you just need to accept thats how good it will get

Don't worry bro, they say I am not sigma either. Lets go watch mommy ASMR together

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Not at all. If I succeed in my surgical ascension I will attract introverted, cute, high-iq girls of my age, not some 40+ yo ones.

This is still conflicting. This statement still conflicts with the "I don't give a fuck about fucking women"

You are going to get surgical procedures to attract your ideal type of woman

But you don't give a fuck

It's all you give a fuck about

Are you trolling or not? Now I'm confused feller

 

[Samsepioler]

 

[castizo]

Don't worry bro, they say I am not sigma either. Lets go watch mommy ASMR together

I wasn't refering to the gay shit you posted i replied to the cuddling thing

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I wasn't refering to the gay shit you posted i replied to the cuddling thing

Brutal your enemies turned on you cuz you went too gay

 

[Lonenely sigma]

This is still conflicting. This statement still conflicts with the "I don't give a fuck about fucking women"

You are going to get surgical procedures to attract your ideal type of woman

But you don't give a fuck

It's all you give a fuck about

Are you trolling or not? Now I'm confused feller

I didn't say "I don't give a fuck about women', I said I don't care about fucking them.


I want a gf to cuddle with me, to walk with me by the river and by the sea. I want to attract but not for the simple reason of just fucking.


I do give a fuck about being attractive, but I don't give a fuck about just fucking, makes sense?

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I didn't say "I don't give a fuck about women', I said I don't care about fucking them.


I want a gf to cuddle with me, to walk with me by the river and by the sea. I want to attract but not for the simple reason of just fucking.


I do give a fuck about being attractive, but I don't give a fuck about just fucking, makes sense?

I said it properly when I quoted it

You got that wrong when you quoted what I said innit

But yes, I noticed that distinction

and ignored it to make you upset.

 

[castizo]

Brutal your enemies turned on you cuz you went too gay

Wanting a "mommy" is just gay ngl, wanting a girl to love you is different

 

[Lonenely sigma]

I said it properly when I quoted it

You got that wrong when you quoted what I said innit

But yes, I noticed that distinction

and ignored it to make you upset.

What are you? 12? Fucking faggot. Bet you watch mommy AS-... nevermind

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Wanting a "mommy" is just gay ngl, wanting a girl to love you is different

I am then gay as fuck my guy, I am so gay that I want a cute woman to love me. Such a huge huge faggot am I

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

What are you? 12? Fucking faggot. Bet you watch mommy AS-... nevermind

Finish it I was about to go and coom give me ideas

 

[castizo]

I am then gay as fuck my guy, I am so gay that I want a cute woman to love me. Such a huge huge faggot am I

That wasn't what you said at first lmao you said you wanted a mommy

 

[piec]

its OVER nigger

 

[Lonenely sigma]

That wasn't what you said at first lmao you said you wanted a mommy

If wanting a strong mommy is gay then what would wanting a daddy be? Trans? @Gaygymmaxx help me here

 

[Lonenely sigma]

That wasn't what you said at first lmao you said you wanted a mommy

Point is its not gay as long its with a woman and its not pegging, period

 

[castizo]

If wanting a strong mommy is gay then what would wanting a daddy be? Trans? @Gaygymmaxx help me here

caging how these retards think youre serious

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

If wanting a strong mommy is gay then what would wanting a daddy be? Trans? @Gaygymmaxx help me here

Double gay

You don't win here.

 

[Lonenely sigma]

caging how these retards think youre serious

I am 100% serious about some of these things.



I am not into "crying to the mommy" shit or anything of that nature, but having someone who will always be into you no matter what, and will kiss you on your forehead, cuddle with you, hold you by your hand etc. is my dream life. If its gay then I am gay.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

If its gay then I am gay.

Glad we are all on the same page. Agreed.

 

[castizo]

I am 100% serious about some of these things.



I am not into "crying to the mommy" shit or anything of that nature, but having someone who will always be into you no matter what, and will kiss you on your forehead, cuddle with you, hold you by your hand etc. is my dream life. If its gay then I am gay.

keyboard is "dream" this will never happen, we are all stone cold incel losers here

 

[Lonenely sigma]

keyboard is "dream" this will never happen, we are all stone cold incel losers here

You proved my point lmao.


Being incel is involuntary. You are not "stone cold" as an incel, its just that you didn't ever have a chance to be opposite.


If I do ascend surgically into this feminine-ish archetype, which I do think could happen, I could probably find a gf who'd be into this shit. I can tell you straight away, my "stone cold" cover would fall apart the same second

 

[irkkedmulatto]

There actual really nice to listen to tbh, but u need to get a real girl to do it for u innit

 

[goodgamebro]

my favourite asmr video timestamped

 

[Lonenely sigma]

my favourite asmr video timestamped

Wtf is wrong with you. This is beyond degenerate.

Now stop bumping this thread and let me go to sleep. Mommy will kiss me on the forehead tonight

 

[St.TikTokcel]

I googled this shit bc I saw it being memed to death and I thought it was kinda funny but now I have one very big issue put on my shoulders.



So, should I just not go to the video ever again, or should I just embrace it at this point?



What does this based and blackpilled forum think about this stuff?

Sub 5, if not sub 4 PSL activities.