Is opening a door gay?

[Petsmart]

Today I was about to open a door but then I stopped and thought for a second. You touch your door with your hands. Many hands touch that door. Hands of other men touch that door. Those men touch their dicks when pissing and then touch the door. Washing their hands does not change the fact that their hands lost their virginity. Many dick touch infected hands touched that door, is touching the door gay? I refuse to be with that gay shit son.

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Alt Number 3]

Even worse, you could get Coronavirus too.

Just beat it down with your legs safely

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

no but opening door for other people is gay for sure

 

[.👽.]

I legit kekked bro jfl

 

[Slayer]

Indeed son this is a variation on Gay Air Theory (GAT) but is indeed much more gay because of the direct dick-to-hand-to-door connection.

 

[Deleted member 1476]

 

[.👽.]

Wont breath air and open doors again

 

[Catawampus]

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Deleted member 2661]

Hilarious thread

 

[LookistWorld]

no bro it is indeed straight as the women who touched the doors have undoubtedly touched their vaginas as well

as there are more women than men alive currently, this balanced out and indeed makes touching doorknobs a very straight act

 

[Ritalincel]

no bro