Is the firstborn always the ugliest?

[Deleted member 59278]

Getting mogged by your siblings is brutal.

Like, why am I the only one with bug eyes or really pale skin?

They are actually GL, and probs won't have any of my problems in the future.

God just had to give me the worst gene combo possible, it's actually impressive.

 

[Narcissus🥀]

I don't know man.
That sounds kinda tough tho ngl.

"Puffff" take a cig

 

[Deleted member 59278]

Hemsworth brothers:

Oldest also the "ugliest", albeit still very attractive ofc.

 

[Snowskinned]

Oldest ones have highest iq, but due to parents being retarded and having no clue how to raise a child, the oldest one is also the least developed one. Same thing

 

[Deleted member 60483]

My sister bone mogs me

 

[wastedspermcel]

My sister bone mogs me

Same man, fuck my irresponsible parents and shitty recombination. Now they will pay in countless surgeries to make me look human

 

[Clark69]

i think it's the middle child. the oldest will have younger healthier parents which is a good thing for looks and development, and the youngest will receive the most attention and care. middle children are "just there"

 

[silently_said]

Yes, I was the oldest and I am 5' 9" LTN while my younger brother is 6' 1" MTN

 

[6PSLcel]

Same man, fuck my irresponsible parents and shitty recombination. Now they will pay in countless surgeries to make me look human

Ur luck they’re paying