Is The Goonies Monster Incel?

[Deleted member 5349]

Obviously his face is deformed, but he’s like 7 feet tall with monster frame and a huge skull and let’s assume a massive dick. Could he slay?

 

[Deleted member 5859]

No man no

 

[Deleted member 5349]

No man no

Over for size copers

 

[Lev Peshkov]

Normie sex appeal

He gets carried by his height

Unlike u OP

 

[Deleted member 5349]

Normie sex appeal

He gets carried by his height

Unlike u OP

I could honestly see him with a harem of college foids that would see him as the “loving protector and guardian” I don’t think he’d be getting any play tho

 

[Lev Peshkov]

I could honestly see him with a harem of college foids that would see him as the “loving protector and guardian” I don’t think he’d be getting any play tho

Jfl tbhtbh

"he's my friend tehe"

 

[Deleted member 6488]

he is not a monster he is down syndrome

 

[Deleted member 5349]

Jfl tbhtbh

"he's my friend tehe"

They’d honestly use him as a walking dildo and would just put a blindfold on when he’d fuck them with his monster schlong