Is the guy on the right lying about his height?

[madma]

 

[lastredeemer]

Is your asshole pink and tight and slutty?

 

[ProBono]

Why are their hands in stroke position

 

[Looks over NT]

more like 5'11

 

[madma]

Is your asshole pink and tight and slutty?

Yes I shave it everyday and consider myself a slave concubine

 

[madma]

Either the guy on the left is 5’9 or the guy on the right is 6’1 max

 

[madma]

more like 5'11

Yeah he must be including the hair lol

 

[Looks over NT]

Yeah he must be including the hair lol

everything is in his favour: his hair, angle, positioning (hes closer to the camera)

 

[madma]

Wtf is an Eos bottle

 

[castizo_ascender]

obviously yeah it's pretty clear he's just standing closer to the camera to look taller. he is probably 5'10 or something

 

[Saint Casanova]

Yes

 

[madma]

Bump

 

[madma]

I called him out on the frauding before I made this post and he sent me this as proof that he’s actually 6’3 lol. Dumbass picture