Is the key to ascension making out with your dog? | HIGH IQ

[Starvepilled]

First Damian Kater, then Ehren.
How many moggers truly make out with their dog?

1- Microbiome Transfer
Studies show that kissing and saliva exchange can improve gut microbiota. Dogs have unique bacteria that might boost your immune system and skin quality when transferred in small amounts. Translation: clearer skin, better glow.

2- Pheromone Syncing
Dogs pick up environmental scents and pheromones way more than we do. By kissing your dog, you’re lowkey absorbing a cocktail of “social scents” that could make you more chemically attractive to women.

3- Confidence Halo Effect
Women subconsciously notice when a man has a strong bond with animals. If your body language unconsciously shifts after dog kisses (since you’re happier, calmer, oxytocin boosted), you’re radiating a “safe but masculine” vibe. Instant halo effect.

4- Facial Muscle Training (???)
Kissing dogs = unusual lip/jaw exercise. Might actually be mewing for your orbicularis oris. Stronger lip seal = better face aesthetics.


Makes you wonder what if they’ve unlocked some hidden ascension ritual? What if dog-kissing isn’t just cope, but actually their secret to eternal youth?

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[zethock]

First Damian Kater, then Ehren.
How many moggers truly make out with their dog?

1- Microbiome Transfer
Studies show that kissing and saliva exchange can improve gut microbiota. Dogs have unique bacteria that might boost your immune system and skin quality when transferred in small amounts. Translation: clearer skin, better glow.

2- Pheromone Syncing
Dogs pick up environmental scents and pheromones way more than we do. By kissing your dog, you’re lowkey absorbing a cocktail of “social scents” that could make you more chemically attractive to women.

3- Confidence Halo Effect
Women subconsciously notice when a man has a strong bond with animals. If your body language unconsciously shifts after dog kisses (since you’re happier, calmer, oxytocin boosted), you’re radiating a “safe but masculine” vibe. Instant halo effect.

4- Facial Muscle Training (???)
Kissing dogs = unusual lip/jaw exercise. Might actually be mewing for your orbicularis oris. Stronger lip seal = better face aesthetics.


Makes you wonder what if they’ve unlocked some hidden ascension ritual? What if dog-kissing isn’t just cope, but actually their secret to eternal youth?

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just shut the fuck up bro and delete your account

 

[59H390]

Some yall mfs creative as shit wit it

Go write smut or some shit mf

 

[BeanCelll]

Good thread

BOTB please mods

 

[davidlaidisme67]

First Damian Kater, then Ehren.
How many moggers truly make out with their dog?

1- Microbiome Transfer
Studies show that kissing and saliva exchange can improve gut microbiota. Dogs have unique bacteria that might boost your immune system and skin quality when transferred in small amounts. Translation: clearer skin, better glow.

2- Pheromone Syncing
Dogs pick up environmental scents and pheromones way more than we do. By kissing your dog, you’re lowkey absorbing a cocktail of “social scents” that could make you more chemically attractive to women.

3- Confidence Halo Effect
Women subconsciously notice when a man has a strong bond with animals. If your body language unconsciously shifts after dog kisses (since you’re happier, calmer, oxytocin boosted), you’re radiating a “safe but masculine” vibe. Instant halo effect.

4- Facial Muscle Training (???)
Kissing dogs = unusual lip/jaw exercise. Might actually be mewing for your orbicularis oris. Stronger lip seal = better face aesthetics.


Makes you wonder what if they’ve unlocked some hidden ascension ritual? What if dog-kissing isn’t just cope, but actually their secret to eternal youth?

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Dogpill is a key to ascension. We have been shaming foids but we should’ve been joining them

 

[zethock]

First Damian Kater, then Ehren.
How many moggers truly make out with their dog?

1- Microbiome Transfer
Studies show that kissing and saliva exchange can improve gut microbiota. Dogs have unique bacteria that might boost your immune system and skin quality when transferred in small amounts. Translation: clearer skin, better glow.

2- Pheromone Syncing
Dogs pick up environmental scents and pheromones way more than we do. By kissing your dog, you’re lowkey absorbing a cocktail of “social scents” that could make you more chemically attractive to women.

3- Confidence Halo Effect
Women subconsciously notice when a man has a strong bond with animals. If your body language unconsciously shifts after dog kisses (since you’re happier, calmer, oxytocin boosted), you’re radiating a “safe but masculine” vibe. Instant halo effect.

4- Facial Muscle Training (???)
Kissing dogs = unusual lip/jaw exercise. Might actually be mewing for your orbicularis oris. Stronger lip seal = better face aesthetics.


Makes you wonder what if they’ve unlocked some hidden ascension ritual? What if dog-kissing isn’t just cope, but actually their secret to eternal youth?

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also ehren is a washed ND surgerycel with 0 appeal

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

Extremely high iq.