Is there a botb thread on how to kiss/makeout w a girl?

[Foodiepill]

Probably not going to need it in the near future, but I'd like to have the knowledge just in case.

 

[iblamexyz]

Probably not going to need it in the near future, but I'd like to have the knowledge just in case.

I promise it's not that hard bro

 

[Sandriguez]

It’s hot if you let her teach you

 

[Foodiepill]

I promise it's not that hard bro

aight

 

[lurker14]

Probably not going to need it in the near future, but I'd like to have the knowledge just in case.

You got a female cousin don't you? How else are you supposed to practice

 

[Foodiepill]

You got a female cousin don't you? How else are you supposed to practice

Kind of estranged from my extended family lowk even if I was considering it

 

[Sandriguez]

You got a female cousin don't you? How else are you supposed to practice

 

[lurker14]

It’s hot if you let her teach you

and then you realize you have stained yellow teeth and 4 months worth of bacteria built up on your tongue

do you think stacy still wants to make out with me?

 

[Sandriguez]

and then you realize you have stained yellow teeth and 4 months worth of bacteria built up on your tongue
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do you think stacy still wants to make out with me?

Well you said you have time right?

 

[Foodiepill]

and then you realize you have stained yellow teeth and 4 months worth of bacteria built up on your tongue
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do you think stacy still wants to make out with me?

But then Stacy unlocks her latent kink for disgusting yellow teeth and mouth bacteria, so you kiss her good and crack afterward.

 

[lurker14]

Well you said you have time right?

toothbrush and massai jumps can only get you so far

 

[got.daim]

Probably not going to need it in the near future, but I'd like to have the knowledge just in case.

Practice on a pillow that's what I do when I feel alone

 

[Sandriguez]

toothbrush and massai jumps can only get you so far

Ask your dentist bro. I’m sure they’ll have solutions for you.

 

[lurker14]

Practice on a pillow that's what I do when I feel alone

all my pillows are stained with blood and cum what else can I make out with, car seats, couch cushions?

Ask your dentist bro. I’m sure they’ll have solutions for you.

nah bro goatis told me they're like evil or something

 

[Sandriguez]

nah bro goatis told me they're like evil or something

well then there’s our plateau

 

[mr123456]

Probably not going to need it in the near future, but I'd like to have the knowledge just in case.

makeout with a girl that’s experienced

 

[shedontluv-U]

Probably not going to need it in the near future, but I'd like to have the knowledge just in case.

You need to be qualified to do a botb treads about that do you think nigga who know about that will put effort on ts ?

 

[got.daim]

all my pillows are stained with blood and cum what else can I make out with, car seats, couch cushions?

Mine are the same and I do not face any issues

 

[lurker14]

well then there’s our plateau

dude I once went under anesthetic at an office and the dentist gave me an armpitjob I don't trust those Jews

 

[lurker14]

Mine are the same and I do not face any issues

I do not like the taste of semen.

 

[EmperorVon]

 

[got.daim]

I do not like the taste of semen.

It's dry you can't taste it, plus why do you not consume your semen after gooning? It is low calorie and very nutritious

 

[Sandriguez]

dude I once went under anesthetic at an office and the dentist gave me an armpitjob I don't trust those Jews

Dental health for sticky pits isn’t even a bad trade bro.

 

[Foodiepill]

You need to be qualified to do a botb treads about that do you think nigga who know about that will put effort on ts ?

with that logic every single botb post is just the bullshit ramblings of inexperienced incels

 

[lurker14]

It's dry you can't taste it, plus why do you not consume your semen after gooning? It is low calorie and very nutritious

because licking my fingers after I jerk off is gay as fuck do you not ever stop what you're doing mid consumption and realize how fucking weird you are

 

[shedontluv-U]

with that logic every single botb post is just the bullshit ramblings of inexperienced incels

No really not

 

[mr123456]

in all seriousness just kiss ugly or fat bitches they be horny asf and you can love bomb them

 

[got.daim]

because licking my fingers after I jerk off is gay as fuck do you not ever stop what you're doing mid consumption and realize how fucking weird you are

Well I do not touch my penis while jerking off, I do 'untraditional' methods that stimulate my entire body instead of just my penis, also, when I eat I eat yummy fruits which makes my cum taste better

 

[lurker14]

in all seriousness just kiss ugly or fat bitches they be horny asf and you can love bomb them

Quality over quantity, you have a lot to learn if you're still stuck fucking landwhales

Well I do not touch my penis while jerking off, I do 'untraditional' methods that stimulate my entire body instead of just my penis

I'm not really into playing with my ass I find that to also be quite homosexual

also, when I eat I eat yummy fruits which makes my cum taste better

yummy fruits for yummy semen have you ever thought of having someone else swallow the tasty loads instead of gorging on it yourself?

 

[DildoFaggins]

Seems intuitive for most NTs, over for us mentalcels

 

[Foodiepill]

in all seriousness just kiss ugly or fat bitches they be horny asf and you can love bomb them

terrible advice but you do you ig

 

[mr123456]

Quality over quantity, you have a lot to learn if you're still stuck fucking landwhales

I'm not really into playing with my ass I find that to also be quite homosexual

yummy fruits for yummy semen have you ever thought of having someone else swallow the tasty loads instead of gorging on it yourself?

fucking up a kiss on a fat or ugly bitch isnt bad like yea its downbad and gross but its better then fucking up a kiss on an mtb+ and it dosnt fuck up your status. same with sex you dont wanna give someone who’s attractive horrible dick you would want to give that to someone you can just say you never fucked.

 

[lurker14]

Seems intuitive for most NTs, over for us mentalcels

For mentalcels It never began because we're so far removed from NTs line of thought

 

[lurker14]

fucking up a kiss on a fat or ugly bitch isnt bad like yea its downbad and gross but its better then fucking up a kiss on an mtb+ and it dosnt fuck up your status. same with sex you dont wanna give someone who’s attractive horrible dick you would want to give that to someone you can just say you never fucked.

 

[mr123456]

terrible advice but you do you ig

ehh ill hound on anything that breathes and walks tbh but its better to mess up and embarrass yourself on a fat or ugly bitch because what they say isn’t believable and status plays a huge role on having sex or just getting women in general you dont want a attractive women telling everyone you cant kiss or have weak dick.

 

[lurker14]

ehh ill hound on anything that breathes and walks tbh

Are you black? personally I can't even bare the sight of ugly bitches or landwhales so I wouldn't dare lay with one and risk catching whatever they have but black men are famous for fucking anything that moves

 

[negativ_canthalshit]

Probably not going to need it in the near future, but I'd like to have the knowledge just in case.

js do it.

 

[FrancoAgain]

ill do it

 

[mr123456]

Are you black? personally I can't even bare the sight of ugly bitches or landwhales so I wouldn't dare lay with one and risk catching whatever they have but black men are famous for fucking anything that moves

no. i think thats jamaican men but whats the difference. personally ive never had sex with a fat women but ive kissed, got head, and hungout with a few and besides looks they are usually the most down to earth and understanding people and thats why i dont hate on them much. you niggas be acting like you get chained to them forever after any interaction . when you havent had any sexual intercourse in the past 4 months most people would fuck men.

 

[DatNigga.com]

Probably not going to need it in the near future, but I'd like to have the knowledge just in case.

At 17 I took a girl outside the club in my country after flirting. Was super drunk ended up talking for 30 minutes to her and then asked to kiss her like an Adam 22 cuck and got rejected. Then I realised how she was hinting at it at the beginning. Then at 18 I went on a date with a girl. She was sat on my lap I had my hand under her bra in bowling place. I was faking my whole personality acting confident but felt weird going for the kiss. Then she did. I went full panic mode. I kept eyes open and she went to put her tongue in my mouth. I felt weird. She stopped and looked at me. This was the make or break. She either finds out I’m kissless or not. Jon Zherka came to my brain and I got a wave of confidence through my spine and I said these words next so naturally almost like Zherka was speaking. Just don’t use your tongue i don’t like it. Then kissed her like I knew how.

 

[Foodiepill]

At 17 I took a girl outside the club in my country after flirting. Was super drunk ended up talking for 30 minutes to her and then asked to kiss her like an Adam 22 cuck and got rejected. Then I realised how she was hinting at it at the beginning. Then at 18 I went on a date with a girl. She was sat on my lap I had my hand under her bra in bowling place. I was faking my whole personality acting confident but felt weird going for the kiss. Then she did. I went full panic mode. I kept eyes open and she went to put her tongue in my mouth. I felt weird. She stopped and looked at me. This was the make or break. She either finds out I’m kissless or not. Jon Zherka came to my brain and I got a wave of confidence through my spine and I said these words next so naturally almost like Zherka was speaking. Just don’t use your tongue i don’t like it. Then kissed her like I knew how.

inspirational

 

[zygosmasher]

Take it slow, tounge on her lips no further than that

That’s literally it