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It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches and it only takes one match to burn a thousand trees

That is how fragile looks are as a Sub Chad

When you drop 15k on surgery and finally move out to your own city apartment with the only thing standing in your way of having everything in place is needing a fresh trim.

I purposely put off getting my hair cut last Friday/Saturday because I knew I'd get a sudden urge to go out solo had I done it so I decided to wait until Monday.
I was also exchanging one snap every few days with a JB and thought I wont open her latest snap until post haircut.
After this haircut I'm just gonna have to stop sending snaps for a month.

Midday on Monday I arrange a tinder meetup for that night so I decided to look up places to get my haircut
I find a place nearby with good reviews and "gents" in the title and the price of a skinfade is listed and its reasonable so I assume they're an Irish run barbers who are well familiar with skinfades and get plenty of student customers.

I find the location and walk in and the first barber I see doesn't say anything which was odd as I usually expect the barber to greet first then I greet them back so I just sat down, there was an oldcel foid cutting another customers hair.

There's only oldcels in the barber at that time and after listening to the convo for a bit I suspect the male barber is gay
It then comes to the time for me to get my hair cut and the male barber is gay af based on how he's talking
I ask for a skinfade and there's some joke about "not another skinfade, I've done x amount already today" then he says "I'm joking I could do them all day"

So this reassured me that he must know what he's doing and get a lot of student customers so I had some trust in him

Then before I could even process what he was doing he starts cutting up along the sides with a long blade but he brought it way too high up my head to the point where I always use scissors only and once this was done my haircut was effectively ruined as it turned me into an ovalhead and left me with a more mowhalk looking top than any zoomer ever has.

I then told him I dont usually go that high with the blade and he said its only a high blade as if it didnt still fuck up the cut but there was nothing that could be done at that point

Once he completed the fade on the back and sides I told him I dont want too much taken off the top and he said "I know exactly what you're after"

Despite the hair on top being long it looked like shit the way it was because it was brought into a mowhawk like position so telling him to not cut the top couldn't have saved me at that point.

I had some trust in him when he said he knew what Im looking for off the top but he immediately started cutting large chunks off
He didn't seem to be cutting as much off the fringe so I just went with it then he brushed my fringe across and upwards so I could no longer tell what length it was
I would've accepted the haircut at this point despite being skinned like a cat but at least it was neat and could possibly grow to an acceptable level in a few weeks but he just kept snipping away at it and when he eventually finished I just wanted to get home to wash it and see what i was left with

What I was left with was a haircut from 2014 with a thin, stringy fringe that I wont be able to wear down for weeks because I have to push my fringe up and expose my forehead now

Simply no zoomer has this haircut, why the fuck did he think I warranted a fag haircut? do fags just cut hair the way they like fags to look as opposed to the META haircut every zoomer has which is peak female gaze?
The brutal thing about walking into a barber when you havent had a haircut for 6 weeks meaning there's no shape left from your previous haircut is that the barber takes it upon themselves to assume you must be just as likely to go for a buzzcut as for a zoomer tiktok hair cut
Whereas for guys who get their tiktok haircut maintained every 2 weeks it will be easy to see what their desired hairstyle is

Funnily enough I got some similar haircuts to this in 2018 when I was getting bi-weekly haircuts and still slayed but the world has moved on since then and it is a long fringe down or death world we're living in.

This was also close to my default haircut in 2014 and this was the era when getting interest from girls in clubs was at it's easiest
Maybe it was because every guy was looksminned but suddenly every guy becomes looksmaxxed with the most suitable haircut possible and foids standards skyrocket?

Since jaw surgery I realized that skinfades are pretty much cope once you rid yourself of facial failos and longer hair is where it's at if you can maintain a good style
This is the shortest my hair has been post surgery and it has partially descended my perceived looks gain

I can't cope with how male-gaze balkan millenial I am looking right now
It's fucking insane how a barber can steal a month off your life just like that when my prime could come to a cliff edge at any point
It may take 2 months to get my fringe how I want it again if I'm unlucky
I will just aim for more straight to the house tinder slays during the timespan while I'm waiting for it to grow back because once the foid gets there she will probably decide the haircut isn't enough of a descension to bail whereas if I am trying to compete against hairmaxxed zoomers in a venue I simply cant
 
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Would be better with photos.
 
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you expect anyone to read all of this?
 
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For those who dnr:

''A young man describes his frustration after a disappointing haircut experience, which left him feeling unattractive and insecure. Despite spending on self-improvement, the unflattering cut impacts his confidence, affecting his social life and dating prospects. He reflects on changing standards and feels sidelined by current style trends.''
 
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Tagging best hairdresser in Leeds @ascension
 
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dnr but title is with everything in life, it can take a whole life to build something, a career or whatever, and all it takes is few minutes to ruin it
 
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guy fucks and posts two sentences, but he gets a subpar haircut and we get this novel
 
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Dnr but thats some real shit
 
Nicholas Cage Film GIF
 
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it's easier to be homeless than billionaire theory. can we get more water than this?
 
the water could easily fuel Africa for 100 years here
 
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Don't go to barbers. Go to professional hairdressers like Toni & Guy.
 
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Happened to me this April. A JB I was snapping with told me she cried when I sent her the snap after I left the barbershop and she saw how the oldcel russian lady barber fucked me up. It took months for my hair to bounce back and only by the end of summer it got to the point where it looked like it did before the cut. I was so piseed, I feel your pain
 
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''A young man describes his frustration after a disappointing haircut experience, which left him feeling unattractive and insecure. Despite spending on self-improvement, the unflattering cut impacts his confidence, affecting his social life and dating prospects. He reflects on changing standards and feels sidelined by current style trends.''
chatgpt please summarize to 3 words
 
That’s why I go to a salon most barbers are retarted as shit
 
used to be 1$ for a mcdouble before inflation
 
Tldr? Nobody is gonna read it bro
 
At this point buzz it. At least you won't look like an oldcel
 

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