It is literally impossible to be a KHHV: Quick ascension guide

[The Homelander]

I used to be one until I learned that it’s actually very simple to ascend

I will address each problem:

Kissless-No you aren’t, your mom kissed you

Hugless-No you aren’t, your parents hugged you

Handholdless-No you aren’t your mom held your hand when crossing the street

Virgin- Now this is a tricky one but the simple solution is to just let your hand take your virginity and masturbate to jerkmate ranked

I’m grandmasterbaiter BTW, what’s your rank?

 

[The Homelander]

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[The Homelander]

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[davidlaidisme67]

I used to be one until I learned that it’s actually very simple to ascend

I will address each problem:

Kissless-No you aren’t, your mom kissed you

Hugless-No you aren’t, your parents hugged you

Handholdless-No you aren’t your mom held your hand when crossing the street

Virgin- Now this is a tricky one but the simple solution is to just let your hand take your virginity and masturbate to jerkmate ranked

I’m grandmasterbaiter BTW, what’s your rank?

This is such bluepilled cope, I think I’m having an overdose. Does some have a narcane?

 

[The Homelander]

This is such bluepilled cope, I think I’m having an overdose. Does some have a narcane?

It is literally true
Until you can prove me otherwise
I’d say this is a pretty good tutorial, No?