It’s done. It’s finally over. I Lost my Virginity. No more Incel.

[PseudoMaxxer]

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It’s done guys, i’ve lost it.


My dick is Hurting like a mofo, i didn’t cum and was half hard the whole way.

She told me “are you nervous” i said “i’m excited…”

So this girl is the thread that i made about 4 hours ago or sum, im still drunk after a night out so im here writing this.

So basically this Foid comes to visit my foid roommate and i know her from literally 10h or sum.

So basically we go to the club and start making out, since she told my roommate i was hot when she saw me in insta.

I’m 5’6 and this foid is like 5’3.

We get back home after a whole night out and i’m drunk as fuck + IM ON FUCKING FINASTERIDE FUUUUUCK. So my dick is not sensitive as it used to be and it wasn’t full hard but i still made her come 2 times fingering her pussy and her on top of me going front and back (idk the name of the position)

But yeah i fucked her and it was horrible, i didn’t cum and my dick is still hurting rn.

I probably lost her after such poor performance but who cares about a used up MTB.

@WishIwasChico no fucking way i really pulled it off.

 

[WishIwasChico]

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It’s done guys, i’ve lost it.


My dick is Hurting like a mofo, i didn’t cum and was half hard the whole way.

She told me “are you nervous” i said “i’m excited…”

So this girl is the thread that i made about 4 hours ago or sum, im still drunk after a night out so im here writing this.

So basically this Foid comes to visit my foid roommate and i know her from literally 10h or sum.

So basically we go to the club and start making out, since she told my roommate i was hot when she saw me in insta.

I’m 5’6 and this foid is like 5’3.

We get back home after a whole night out and i’m drunk as fuck + IM ON FUCKING FINASTERIDE FUUUUUCK. So my dick is not sensitive as it used to be and it wasn’t full hard but i still made her come 2 times fingering her pussy and her on top of me going front and back (idk the name of the position)

But yeah i fucked her and it was horrible, i didn’t cum and my dick is still hurting rn.

I probably lost her after such poor performance but who cares about a used up MTB.

@WishIwasChico no fucking way i really pulled it off.

What did I say. Told you bro, always believed in you

 

[kebab]

GOOD JOB BHAI

 

[WishIwasChico]

I legit said to you ‘you’ll slay her I believe in you’ and look what happened. Not surprised. Good job brk

 

[vrilmaxxer]

Nice Tales

 

[User28823]

bro got blue balls

 

[LipstickAlley]

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It’s done guys, i’ve lost it.


My dick is Hurting like a mofo, i didn’t cum and was half hard the whole way.

She told me “are you nervous” i said “i’m excited…”

So this girl is the thread that i made about 4 hours ago or sum, im still drunk after a night out so im here writing this.

So basically this Foid comes to visit my foid roommate and i know her from literally 10h or sum.

So basically we go to the club and start making out, since she told my roommate i was hot when she saw me in insta.

I’m 5’6 and this foid is like 5’3.

We get back home after a whole night out and i’m drunk as fuck + IM ON FUCKING FINASTERIDE FUUUUUCK. So my dick is not sensitive as it used to be and it wasn’t full hard but i still made her come 2 times fingering her pussy and her on top of me going front and back (idk the name of the position)

But yeah i fucked her and it was horrible, i didn’t cum and my dick is still hurting rn.

I probably lost her after such poor performance but who cares about a used up MTB.

@WishIwasChico no fucking way i really pulled it off.

LET'S FUCKING GO MY ITALIAN BROTHER

 

[shalomnigga]

good job

 

[shalomnigga]

that happend to my friend with his girl the first 2 times he ain’t bust it happens

 

[sportsmogger]

Damn, W you made her nut from fingering, what did she look like

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

bro got blue balls

they are hurting baaaaaaad.

The sex was utter shit cuz i wasn’t hard. She’s about to tell everyone my dick wasn’t working and it was small….

But fuck it, i hit.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

I legit said to you ‘you’ll slay her I believe in you’ and look what happened. Not surprised. Good job brk

i love you bro.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

that happend to my friend with his girl the first 2 times he ain’t bust it happens

it hurts a lot rn…

Ngl im sure she won’t fuck me anymore cuz of bad performance

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Damn, W you made her nut from fingering, what did she look like

MTB, black hair white and green eyes.

 

[sportsmogger]

MTB, black hair white and green eyes.

Baltic right??

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

SEX IS OVERRATED!!!!

Didn’t feel anything with that fucking condom.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Baltic right??

How did you know..?

 

[LipstickAlley]

they are hurting baaaaaaad.

The sex was utter shit cuz i wasn’t hard. She’s about to tell everyone my dick wasn’t working and it was small….

But fuck it, i hit.

everyone's first time is bad you dumdum

it's for validation

 

[WishIwasChico]

SEX IS OVERRATED!!!!

Didn’t feel anything with that fucking condom.

What did I tell you lol

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

I legit feel weird rn, like i conquered my only missing stone…

What next from here..?

 

[sportsmogger]

How did you know..?

You said you were going there, you're there rn studying

 

[Deleted member 44159]

they are hurting baaaaaaad.

The sex was utter shit cuz i wasn’t hard. She’s about to tell everyone my dick wasn’t working and it was small….

But fuck it, i hit.

You win some you lose some, no pain no gain

 

[LipstickAlley]

I legit feel weird rn, like i conquered my only missing stone…

What next from here..?

get a high body count

that's what i wanna do

 

[sportsmogger]

SEX IS OVERRATED!!!!

Didn’t feel anything with that fucking condom.

Should've fucked raw, Condom doesn't count bro

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

What did I tell you lol

Legit as fuck.

People will still think it’s cap lol.

Even when she gave me head without the condom, i didn’t get much excitement.

Jerking off mogs.

 

[LipstickAlley]

Should've fucked raw, Condom doesn't count bro

stop the cap

 

[Deleted member 33711]

are you HTN?

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Should've fucked raw, Condom doesn't count bro

Wanted to but she didn’t…

I was 1 mm from putting my dick in her raw but she was scared i guess.

Fucking whore

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

get a high body count

that's what i wanna do

what for tho?

 

[sportsmogger]

Legit as fuck.

People will still think it’s cap lol.

Even when she gave me head without the condom, i didn’t get much excitement.

Jerking off mogs.

Wtf did she give u head with the condom on

 

[incelmogger]

Fuck good shit bro I doubted you but not anymore

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

are you HTN?

Been rated borderline Chadlite but ye im HTN

 

[Deleted member 33711]

Been rated borderline Chadlite but ye im HTN

gymmaxxed?

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Wtf did she give u head with the condom on

No, i said she gave it without it

 

[incelmogger]

Even when she gave me head without the condom, i didn’t get much excitement.

coz ur brain is so used to getting off to porn

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

gymmaxxed?

yeah, she was mirin my gaines too.

She scratched my back a bit that dumb whore.

 

[sportsmogger]

coz ur brain is so used to getting off to porn

Porn is life, Gooners like me have high libido, when it comes to sex we go wild.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

coz ur brain is so used to getting off to porn

No, i dont watch porn or jerk off.

Im just on Finasteride and on a heavy cut.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Porn is life, Gooners like me have high libido, when it comes to sex we go wild.

Jerking off > sex.

Now k can say it.

 

[LipstickAlley]

what for tho?

idk, I lie to myself and say I wanna be better than the average normie so I want to get like 50 bodies

but i think deep down i still want to make up for lack of proper relationships as a kid

 

[Zonar]

Certified sex haver! Good job bro

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

idk, I lie to myself and say I wanna be better than the average normie so I want to get like 50 bodies

but i think deep down i still want to make up for lack of proper relationships as a kid

mmmh, that’s understandable.

I think my objective her will remain the same tho lol.

I’ll keep looksmaxxing until i can get a stacylite

 

[Deleted member 21628]

Damn bro

Youve achieved something any living organism can do/have been doing since the dawn of times

Congrats

How does it feel?? Tell us

 

[futureashtray]

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It’s done guys, i’ve lost it.


My dick is Hurting like a mofo, i didn’t cum and was half hard the whole way.

She told me “are you nervous” i said “i’m excited…”

So this girl is the thread that i made about 4 hours ago or sum, im still drunk after a night out so im here writing this.

So basically this Foid comes to visit my foid roommate and i know her from literally 10h or sum.

So basically we go to the club and start making out, since she told my roommate i was hot when she saw me in insta.

I’m 5’6 and this foid is like 5’3.

We get back home after a whole night out and i’m drunk as fuck + IM ON FUCKING FINASTERIDE FUUUUUCK. So my dick is not sensitive as it used to be and it wasn’t full hard but i still made her come 2 times fingering her pussy and her on top of me going front and back (idk the name of the position)

But yeah i fucked her and it was horrible, i didn’t cum and my dick is still hurting rn.

I probably lost her after such poor performance but who cares about a used up MTB.

@WishIwasChico no fucking way i really pulled it off.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Damn bro

Youve achieved something any living organism can do/have been doing since the dawn of times

Congrats

How does it feel?? Tell us

Nothing, feels like nothing.

I didn’t cum and now i’m in pain.

Sex was trash and nothing better than jerking off.

Only thing i regret is not being fully hard and cumming in her mouth.

But i guess you win some and you lose some innit

 

[the MOUSE]

they are hurting baaaaaaad.

The sex was utter shit cuz i wasn’t hard. She’s about to tell everyone my dick wasn’t working and it was small….

But fuck it, i hit.

do exercise to divert blood flow or release. i had same yesterday edging 6hrs, legit got nauseous

 

[Deleted member 21628]

Nothing, feels like nothing.

I didn’t cum and now i’m in pain.

Sex was trash and nothing better than jerking off.

Only thing i regret is not being fully hard and cumming in her mouth.

But i guess you win some and you lose some innit

Wow

With everything

You also seem to have a retarded sarcasm picking ability

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

do exercise to divert blood flow or release. i had same yesterday edging 6hrs, legit got nauseous

so i should edge? I literally edged for 1 hour rn.

I literally finished having sex and came in here

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Wow

With everything

You also seem to have a retarded sarcasm picking ability

no i just ignore sarcasm coming from a 36yo basement dweller

 

[the MOUSE]

so i should edge? I literally edged for 1 hour rn.

I literally finished having sex and came in here

could worsen if u dont ejaculate. can just ride the pain too, but cardio etc usually enough