john_cope
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The distinction between hollywood celebrity and e-celeb is becoming narrower. People like Logan Paul, Joe Rogan, and all those queers are making MAD poosy and $USD gains. And from what? Relentless self promotion.
YouTube - 3 to 5 videos a week. Ads sprinkled throughout the video, sponsored partner twice per video, product placement, amazon affiliate links in the description and annotations. Like favorite and subscribe. Collabs with other creators for $$$ and free views. Game the recommendation system. Put in minimum effort and recieve maximum rewards. How? Don't bother talentcucking. Be proud to be talentless like iceposeidon - he makes millions doing nothing but being a Chad.
Snapchat - premium snaps, sponsorships, 1-on-1 snaps with paying subscribers. Also, great for meeting your fans.
Patreon - not very useful right away, but roughly 1000 views on youtube can translate into $1/month from a patreon fan (this is what I think the average is). Sell merchandise through patreon at a premium - become a tshirt salesman or sell gimmicky keepsakes like talismans or bracelets or headbands or branded premiun merchandise. Sell access to a discord server with higher payed roles for the people who want to pay for them.
SoundCloud - idk what can go here since little way to monetize it, but you could put podcast bloopers here
Instagram - very powerful. Hundreds of millions of users. Make sure to think wisely about your captions - always act above your fans like an untouchable demigod that doesn't feel normal human emotions - only things like conquest, pleasure, and smugness. Make others feel left out so they feel inclined to keep up with your feed even more frequently and perhaps even pay you. Let everybody know your DMs are open always.
PayPal - let people give you money in excess, even if they're already paying you on patreon
Facebook - this is a fact of life you need to cope with. Everybody has a facebook at some time or another, even if they delete it or don't use it. Make a facebook page (or 3 - a brand page and a fan club page). Relentlessly shill your merchandise, connect with people across the globe and collaborate with them to enter international markets.
YouTube - 3 to 5 videos a week. Ads sprinkled throughout the video, sponsored partner twice per video, product placement, amazon affiliate links in the description and annotations. Like favorite and subscribe. Collabs with other creators for $$$ and free views. Game the recommendation system. Put in minimum effort and recieve maximum rewards. How? Don't bother talentcucking. Be proud to be talentless like iceposeidon - he makes millions doing nothing but being a Chad.
Snapchat - premium snaps, sponsorships, 1-on-1 snaps with paying subscribers. Also, great for meeting your fans.
Patreon - not very useful right away, but roughly 1000 views on youtube can translate into $1/month from a patreon fan (this is what I think the average is). Sell merchandise through patreon at a premium - become a tshirt salesman or sell gimmicky keepsakes like talismans or bracelets or headbands or branded premiun merchandise. Sell access to a discord server with higher payed roles for the people who want to pay for them.
SoundCloud - idk what can go here since little way to monetize it, but you could put podcast bloopers here
Instagram - very powerful. Hundreds of millions of users. Make sure to think wisely about your captions - always act above your fans like an untouchable demigod that doesn't feel normal human emotions - only things like conquest, pleasure, and smugness. Make others feel left out so they feel inclined to keep up with your feed even more frequently and perhaps even pay you. Let everybody know your DMs are open always.
PayPal - let people give you money in excess, even if they're already paying you on patreon
Facebook - this is a fact of life you need to cope with. Everybody has a facebook at some time or another, even if they delete it or don't use it. Make a facebook page (or 3 - a brand page and a fan club page). Relentlessly shill your merchandise, connect with people across the globe and collaborate with them to enter international markets.
The goal is to become a professional manwhore, basically.
