Its funny telling foids/normies that you put 0 effort into your physique

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Ive got a new IRL LARP that ive been trying out where I just claim to not workout whatsoever, eat ice cream and drink beer all day. This strat literally makes guys mald so hard when you size mog them to death and attribute your gains to random shit like outdoor labor or that you do 50 pushups every morning. This strat is especially good to use on foids because foids dont like to hear about gymcelling. They know if your a gymcel you will have no fun going out to drink with them, or you wont take them on dates to certain places since muh beef and rice. This foid at work was mirin so hard because all she ever sees me do is drink and eat ice cream then I showed her my mid section being diced and she was shocked. Meanwhile I take steroids, train 5+ times per week, somewhat diet (gonna better my diet soon), and do a million other things.
 
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ANOTHER BRAG THREAD FROM
CUCKICULAR
MIRIN THO
 
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i work way too hard for my shit physique

cant wait for my gear to get here and then get big and act like im just genetically blessed
 
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Ive got a new IRL LARP that ive been trying out where I just claim to not workout whatsoever, eat ice cream and drink beer all day. This strat literally makes guys mald so hard when you size mog them to death and attribute your gains to random shit like outdoor labor or that you do 50 pushups every morning. This strat is especially good to use on foids because foids dont like to hear about gymcelling. They know if your a gymcel you will have no fun going out to drink with them, or you wont take them on dates to certain places since muh beef and rice. This foid at work was mirin so hard because all she ever sees me do is drink and eat ice cream then I showed her my mid section being diced and she was shocked. Meanwhile I take steroids, train 5+ times per week, somewhat diet (gonna better my diesoon), and do a million other things.
You have a HTN+ to compensate TBH
 
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ANOTHER BRAG THREAD FROM
CUCKICULAR
MIRIN THO
This wasnt really a brag, atleast not in comparison to my other blatant brag threads. I have no problem posting brag threads but this was the only thing really bragging
This foid at work was mirin so hard because all she ever sees me do is drink and eat ice cream then I showed her my mid section being diced and she was shocked.
 
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You should always undersell yourself
 
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Ive got a new IRL LARP that ive been trying out where I just claim to not workout whatsoever, eat ice cream and drink beer all day. This strat literally makes guys mald so hard when you size mog them to death and attribute your gains to random shit like outdoor labor or that you do 50 pushups every morning. This strat is especially good to use on foids because foids dont like to hear about gymcelling. They know if your a gymcel you will have no fun going out to drink with them, or you wont take them on dates to certain places since muh beef and rice. This foid at work was mirin so hard because all she ever sees me do is drink and eat ice cream then I showed her my mid section being diced and she was shocked. Meanwhile I take steroids, train 5+ times per week, somewhat diet (gonna better my diet soon), and do a million other things.
Thanks for the strat. If I ever do get truly buff I’ll use it
 
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OP I HAVE TRIED SEVERAL TIMES TO ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR EYELASHES AND WHAT YOU DID ?
IG YOU DON'T HAVE TIME :feelsrope:
 
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What do you think about goatis
 
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Ive got a new IRL LARP that ive been trying out where I just claim to not workout whatsoever, eat ice cream and drink beer all day. This strat literally makes guys mald so hard when you size mog them to death and attribute your gains to random shit like outdoor labor or that you do 50 pushups every morning. This strat is especially good to use on foids because foids dont like to hear about gymcelling. They know if your a gymcel you will have no fun going out to drink with them, or you wont take them on dates to certain places since muh beef and rice. This foid at work was mirin so hard because all she ever sees me do is drink and eat ice cream then I showed her my mid section being diced and she was shocked. Meanwhile I take steroids, train 5+ times per week, somewhat diet (gonna better my diet soon), and do a million other things.
Banger from @Clavicular

Ragebaiting dalits irl
 
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They now think you put more effort into your eyelashes than your physique :ROFLMAO:
 
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For those who don't know, this is the sprezzatura principle

You have to look like a natural - hide your efforts

No one likes the fucker who gyms and diets to look good, they like the guy who has a six pack but claims to eat pizza and binge craft beers

Same with the guy who gets straight As but claims to have been gaming the whole time

Everything should look natural, nothing should look like you put in any effort at all
 
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For those who don't know, this is the sprezzatura principle

You have to look like a natural - hide your efforts

No one likes the fucker who gyms and diets to look good, they like the guy who has a six pack but claims to eat pizza and binge craft beers

Same with the guy who gets straight As but claims to have been gaming the whole time

Everything should look natural, nothing should look like you put in any effort at all
Facts. Don’t tell them you used to be a nerdy LTN and all that, just tell them you’ve always been the way you’ve been.
 
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Cause people like good genetics, they want your genetics.
Fake your genetics and lie.
 
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Doctorlooksmax does this, he tells foids he runs a few times a week and plays tennis jfl meanwhile hardcore gymcelling 6 days a week

Being a 'gymcel' is repulsive to women in 2025, it has to be effortless. Unless of course she's a gymcel herself
 
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