It’s impossible for me to grow a fringe (Hairmaxxing)

[Nectar]

If you’re a Turkish ethnic like me you are designated to be a balding potato farmer pheno once you reach 20. There is no point looksmaxxing since you should work in a kebab shop instead. But seriously, the front of my hair grows like 1 cm for a month but the rest is like 10cm. Why??

 

[Nectar]

Also if you shave your head/get a buzz cut you’re a complete idiot just to let you know

Take Androgenic for example

 

[Gomez]

when will my kebab be ready ?​