it’s legit crazy how Xbox owns most of the gaming landscape and yet is functionally dead as a brand

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Imagine going back in time to 2012 and telling people “Microsoft is going to own and continuously publish Gears, Forza, Minecraft, Call of Duty AND Halo–they’ll buy Activision, Bethesda–and EVERYTHING will just be shit and no one will care. Master Chief is a gay cuckold.”

The past is a different country.

If you know what an “Xbox” is, you basically have to be over 30, you have to remember that one time in 2009 when Obama on TV said something about kids playing too much video games. You have to have an image of a guy playing on a console and that being a novel cinema concept to you when you first saw it in the movies.

This holiday season the only Xbox HW sales came from poor evil and retarded parents looking to quiet down and humiliate their sub5 children… there is also a soulless raped wagie getting his current year CoD/Fortnite/GTA/sportsball machine… he doesn’t care at all… nothing in life makes him care.

I only have my Series X because when ziovid hit brown people swept up every single PS5 system in the country. I also like Gunvalkyrie, Crimson Skies, Lost Odyssey… I’m an incel… I care about achievements in LEGO games and Oblivion… I’m an insane homosexual; my brain is wired wrong in every conceivable way. I have no hope.

@Bug
@Thinking_CEL
 
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Xbox Series X is a streaming platform or cloud gaming machine people just buy it for game pass or ea access etc, it's not a serious console. Just check out PS5 releasing PS5 slim, PS5 pro already yet Xbox is still on the base model Series X because there is no demand for anything Xbox Series X pro etc. It's a joke console nowadays among normies like having iPhone vs Android
 
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They‘ve run the Halo and Gears of War Franchises into the ground.
 
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Consoles Nowadays are shit I remember 360 and ps3 days where there were exclusives and all that

Nowadays Sony is just raping their blind consumers with the worse everything and their fans take it up the ass and ask for more

Meanwhile not even PlayStation games are a selling point since the games are all shit now and don’t come out

And they eventually end up on pc anyway :lul:
 
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Consoles Nowadays are shit I remember 360 and ps3 days where there were exclusives and all that

Nowadays Sony is just raping their blind consumers with the worse everything and their fans take it up the ass and ask for more

Meanwhile not even PlayStation games are a selling point since the games are all shit now and don’t come out

And they eventually end up on pc anyway :lul:
PlayStation is literally dead but the ppl who have nostalgia from the old days will take it up the ass and buy a 2x more expensive version of a console with no good games just so they can see darker shadows with a telescope in the grass 20 feet away :forcedsmile:

Literally a joke at this point
 
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Xbox Series X is a streaming platform or cloud gaming machine people just buy it for game pass or ea access etc, it's not a serious console. Just check out PS5 releasing PS5 slim, PS5 pro already yet Xbox is still on the base model Series X because there is no demand for anything Xbox Series X pro etc. It's a joke console nowadays among normies like having iPhone vs Android
Is this true? @Chadeep I dont see Xbox series X consoles in my dorm either. Most guys have ps5s.
 
Is this true? @Chadeep I dont see Xbox series X consoles in my dorm either. Most guys have ps5s.
xbox series x is for old guys that like to play single player games after work or when they have free time and their kids or wife arent bothering them all the young nts playing multiplayer are on ps5
 
who care if xbox is failling just enjoy your game
 
No reason to buy a console when most exclusives are being released to pc
 
Just buy a pc
 
playstation is better
 
love your pfp :feelsokman::love:
 
Imagine going back in time to 2012 and telling people “Microsoft is going to own and continuously publish Gears, Forza, Minecraft, Call of Duty AND Halo–they’ll buy Activision, Bethesda–and EVERYTHING will just be shit and no one will care. Master Chief is a gay cuckold.”

The past is a different country.

If you know what an “Xbox” is, you basically have to be over 30, you have to remember that one time in 2009 when Obama on TV said something about kids playing too much video games. You have to have an image of a guy playing on a console and that being a novel cinema concept to you when you first saw it in the movies.

This holiday season the only Xbox HW sales came from poor evil and retarded parents looking to quiet down and humiliate their sub5 children… there is also a soulless raped wagie getting his current year CoD/Fortnite/GTA/sportsball machine… he doesn’t care at all… nothing in life makes him care.

I only have my Series X because when ziovid hit brown people swept up every single PS5 system in the country. I also like Gunvalkyrie, Crimson Skies, Lost Odyssey… I’m an incel… I care about achievements in LEGO games and Oblivion… I’m an insane homosexual; my brain is wired wrong in every conceivable way. I have no hope.

@Bug
@Thinking_CEL
Only console I have is the ps4 and a broken down 360
 
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Console gaming is mostly dead, majority of ps4/ps5 games are coming to PC
Exception is nintendo I guess, but also the easiest to emulate
 

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