ranierean
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Imagine going back in time to 2012 and telling people “Microsoft is going to own and continuously publish Gears, Forza, Minecraft, Call of Duty AND Halo–they’ll buy Activision, Bethesda–and EVERYTHING will just be shit and no one will care. Master Chief is a gay cuckold.”
The past is a different country.
If you know what an “Xbox” is, you basically have to be over 30, you have to remember that one time in 2009 when Obama on TV said something about kids playing too much video games. You have to have an image of a guy playing on a console and that being a novel cinema concept to you when you first saw it in the movies.
This holiday season the only Xbox HW sales came from poor evil and retarded parents looking to quiet down and humiliate their sub5 children… there is also a soulless raped wagie getting his current year CoD/Fortnite/GTA/sportsball machine… he doesn’t care at all… nothing in life makes him care.
I only have my Series X because when ziovid hit brown people swept up every single PS5 system in the country. I also like Gunvalkyrie, Crimson Skies, Lost Odyssey… I’m an incel… I care about achievements in LEGO games and Oblivion… I’m an insane homosexual; my brain is wired wrong in every conceivable way. I have no hope.
@Bug
@Thinking_CEL
The past is a different country.
If you know what an “Xbox” is, you basically have to be over 30, you have to remember that one time in 2009 when Obama on TV said something about kids playing too much video games. You have to have an image of a guy playing on a console and that being a novel cinema concept to you when you first saw it in the movies.
This holiday season the only Xbox HW sales came from poor evil and retarded parents looking to quiet down and humiliate their sub5 children… there is also a soulless raped wagie getting his current year CoD/Fortnite/GTA/sportsball machine… he doesn’t care at all… nothing in life makes him care.
I only have my Series X because when ziovid hit brown people swept up every single PS5 system in the country. I also like Gunvalkyrie, Crimson Skies, Lost Odyssey… I’m an incel… I care about achievements in LEGO games and Oblivion… I’m an insane homosexual; my brain is wired wrong in every conceivable way. I have no hope.
@Bug
@Thinking_CEL