It's over if you have a curved dick [BRUTAL SHIT]

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idgaf im still hittin that

 
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topology said:
Self proclaimed millionaire chadlite who has developed a parasocial interaction with a mtb.
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making money is easy
physique is easy

cracking fine russian shyat is next on my agenda...

 
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I have 9-10 inch but my curve makes it like 8 inch :feelswah:
 
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Mine is curved downwards ‚ atleast is perfect for doggy
 
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Jué said:
My nigga has a pornstar dick
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No, he's just lying. No pornstar has 9 inches or anything close to it.
 
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topology said:
That's not actually proof..? If you can prove she is messaging you and is attracted to you I will retract all my previous statements about you. You can PM me if you wish.
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literally just snapped me this... how will u cope?

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BlackFag said:
having a bent dick must be so fucking weird


question for bentdickcels how do piss properly in the toilet?
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i dont... if i piss it will go 90 degrees left so i gotta straighten it with my hands.;.
 
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Mine is downward :(.
 
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topology said:
The guy who lies for no reason:
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Brah when i was born nurses was screaming that i had the biggest dick in the room with other newborns:ROFLMAO:
Even my ex texting me that she misses that genetic freak:ROFLMAO:
 
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topology said:
Not even going to bother anymore.. No need to cope when it's a mtb..



No, it does not, you have been lied to.
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I thought you were like nobody else and so high iq. Shame shame
 
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BlackFag said:
having a bent dick must be so fucking weird


question for bentdickcels how do piss properly in the toilet?
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It's hella weird i can't even fill comfortable on chair i can't even find a properly underwear
 
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BlackFag said:
having a bent dick must be so fucking weird


question for bentdickcels how do piss properly in the toilet?
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this is only for extreme bends, slight bends don’t count
 
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IzDrizSub5 said:
THIS IS LIES, an upward curvin dick is GREAT for sex, applying more pressure against g spot in multiple positions, make sure you know how to use your dih yall‼️‼️‼️
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If it's curved upwards it's a Chad dick, if it's curved sideways it's an incel dick
 
Jué said:
If it's curved upwards it's a Chad dick, if it's curved sideways it's an incel dick
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agreed, thats hella hard to cope with
 
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