It’s so funny when foids make up stories to seem quirky and eccentric

[coisbhai]

Caged so fucking hard at the comments on this TikTok

Yeah buddy, sure your dad’s street name was dreamer

Yes Ashley, I’m sure your father that grew up as a suburban child and went to the same high school as you was called “el chocolate”, he was quite the gangster, I can tell

Like seriously, surely these girls’ friends see the absolute nonsense they comment so freely on TikTok

They probably believe it themselves too, they thought their fathers went through situations like these

“Yo homes let’s ride out on these fools, hey waffle … you coming?”

 

[coisbhai]

@Michael Myers @NumbThePain @emeraldglass @Sny

 

[Sny]

Remembered when we used to say pet name instead of street name.

Also

Okay Jasmine, I'm sure your parent was called "lil shit".

 

[coisbhai]

Remembered when we used to say pet name instead of street name.

Also

Okay Jasmine, I'm sure your parent was called "lil shit".
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They keep getting funnier

 

[i hear voices]

never stop making threads, this is art

 

[emeraldglass]

Caged so fucking hard at the comments on this TikTok

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Yeah buddy, sure your dad’s street name was dreamer

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Yes Ashley, I’m sure your father that grew up as a suburban child and went to the same high school as you was called “el chocolate”, he was quite the gangster, I can tell

Like seriously, surely these girls’ friends see the absolute nonsense they comment so freely on TikTok

They probably believe it themselves too, they thought their fathers went through situations like these

“Yo homes let’s ride out on these fools, hey waffle … you coming?”

On the street these guys would be left cold and dripping.

Dreamer would get sent to sleep forever.
Big Bird would get plucked of his feathers.
El Chocolate would get melted.
Rooster would get shut up forever.
Baldy would get a hair transplant.
El Pablo would be turned into Pablito.
Waffle would get waffled.
President would get a coup d'état.
Joker would get a Glasgow smile.
Rock would be turned into a pebble.

 

[LancasteR]

Attention is a hell of a drug

 

[coisbhai]

On the street these guys would be left cold and dripping.

Dreamer would get sent to sleep forever.
Big Bird would get plucked of his feathers.
El Chocolate would get melted.
Rooster would get shut up forever.
Baldy would get a hair transplant.
El Pablo would be turned into Pablito.
Waffle would get waffled.
President would get a coup d'état.
Joker would get a Glasgow smile.
Rock would be turned into a pebble.

Caged so hard at the pebble