I've become a one-poop-a-weekcel

[currymax]

Goddamn. I shit out a couple nuggets here and there, but on the whole, I go through the week feeling a poop coming on, but never reaching completion

Then saturday comes

Oh fuck. The first one, I was legit afraid to flush, because it was so full

Then 2 hours later I took a full on beer shit

I think there might be one more in me

I'm like 2 pounds lighter than when I woke up

 

[FatJattMofo]

worst thread on the forum

 

[Deleted member 3902]

Shitthread

 

[balding17yomanletcel]

kill yourself.

 

[currymax]

here comes #3
------
live update.

#3 started with a heavy shotgun blast

now I have some kind of toxic waste coming out
it must have been up in the butt for some time

 

[moggingmachine]

worst thread on the forum

 

[currymax]

worst thread on the forum

 

[Deleted member 1464]

worst thread on the forum

 

[fakemeta.]

imagine reading this

 

[currymax]

imagine reading this

didn't even imagine one word

 

[Deleted member 3299]

Any pics?

 

[currymax]

Any pics?

I flushed the evidence