I've been cursed

Bipolar Vamp6ix

Bipolar Vamp6ix

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Real shit, im in bed as i write this too.
So basically some dude from my mma gym wanted to spar me on his last day, he was hella depressed n shit too.
I said yes, as soon as the round started this guy was going at it like max holloway in round 5 of a title fight, seriously trying to clip me. So i shot a double and had him on the floor in ground and pound the whole round to pacify him. I may have made his nose bleed and idk maybe his blood somehow got onto me.
Fast forward a day and i basically was a sack of shit today, it felt like my stomach was being crushed. Thinking nothing of it i went to the gym, 10 minutes in and i went to take a piss, instead i had raging diarreha and threw up like twice, i saw the toilet and it reminded me of india.
I drove home, threw up on the driveway, wrapped myself in 3 blankets, threw up another 4 times, had a nosebleed and have been feeling like crap ever since, also doesnt help that the fucking currys down the road have been spamming fireworks for the past 4 hours because of their gay ass diwali.
To conclude i think i have been cursed by some serious black magic
 
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