I’ve been giving foids horrible looksmaxxing advice

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Ever since my ascension foids have asked me what supplements I use, what my skincare routine is etc. In retaliation I give them horrible looksmaxxing advice.

The latest advice I gave was to a stacylite with over 15k followers on instagram. She asked about how to debloat and I told her to eat as much salt as possible since it soaks up water, being the brainless bimbo she is she took it at heart value and last time I saw her irl she was extremely bloated. She asked me why it wasn’t working and I told her there’s a stage where you bloat but after a week it goes away and I think she is still stuffing her face with salt.

TLDR: I bloated a stacylite because she’s too dumb to do her own research
 
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You should to that to ltbs.
 
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interesting kink op
 
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tell her to stop op
 
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Ever since my ascension foids have asked me what supplements I use, what my skincare routine is etc. In retaliation I give them horrible looksmaxxing advice.

The latest advice I gave was to a stacylite with over 15k followers on instagram. She asked about how to debloat and I told her to eat as much salt as possible since it soaks up water, being the brainless bimbo she is she took it at heart value and last time I saw her irl she was extremely bloated. She asked me why it wasn’t working and I told her there’s a stage where you bloat but after a week it goes away and I think she is still stuffing her face with salt.

TLDR: I bloated a stacylite because she’s too dumb to do her own research
r/thingsthatneverhappened
 
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Ever since my ascension foids have asked me what supplements I use, what my skincare routine is etc. In retaliation I give them horrible looksmaxxing advice.

The latest advice I gave was to a stacylite with over 15k followers on instagram. She asked about how to debloat and I told her to eat as much salt as possible since it soaks up water, being the brainless bimbo she is she took it at heart value and last time I saw her irl she was extremely bloated. She asked me why it wasn’t working and I told her there’s a stage where you bloat but after a week it goes away and I think she is still stuffing her face with salt.

TLDR: I bloated a stacylite because she’s too dumb to do her own research
Very nice job

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