I've been procrastinating on going to an escort for over 10 years now...

[High Cortisol Chad]

Spoiler: She good?

I'm such a pussy, I'm scared to go try it. Need xanax but can't get one, don't know any dealers

 

[Anabol]

that shit on its last legs nigga

 

[tarkdriad33]

10 years

 

[High Cortisol Chad]

10 years

I'm an oldcel, oldest here probably

 

[tarkdriad33]

I'm an oldcel, oldest here probably

just go fuck the escort man it aint that deep

 

[momoil]

ew

 

[alurmo]

Spoiler: She good?

I'm such a pussy, I'm scared to go try it. Need xanax but can't get one, don't know any dealers

Looks good just make sure to record a vid of the intercourse and post on here srs

 

[StyIix]

Spoiler: She good?

I'm such a pussy, I'm scared to go try it. Need xanax but can't get one, don't know any dealers

10 years ….. its over

 

[alurmo]

ew

 

[Dhoriscol]

Take it as a sign not to do it, that shit lame asf

 

[orz]

Spoiler: She good?

I'm such a pussy, I'm scared to go try it. Need xanax but can't get one, don't know any dealers

10 years is the duration of my sentient life

anyway assuming youre like @EuphoricAsianNormie age u shoudl proabbly not do it because youll feel disgusting

 

[Outlander]

I used to think about escortmaxxing when I was 18-19 but after thinking about it more, it's ridiculous to spend hundreds on something that you should get just for existing. The escort literally just has to lay there and let you fuck for that money which isn't even work and even is pleasure for her, meanwhile you had to suffer to get it. I'd rather spend that money on my own hobbies

Plus the std risk is real too

 

[Outlander]

10 years is the duration of my sentient life

anyway assuming youre like @EuphoricAsianNormie age u shoudl proabbly not do it because youll feel disgusting

Dang you're young then. I can remember times almost double that long ago

 

[orz]

Dang you're young then. I can remember times almost double that long ago

you could be my dad lol

im 17

 

[SoundnVision]

I'm an oldcel, oldest here probably

How old fella?

 

[Vin Friman]

Indecision of doom, go before ur dick stops working

 

[High Cortisol Chad]

I used to think about escortmaxxing when I was 18-19 but after thinking about it more, it's ridiculous to spend hundreds on something that you should get just for existing. The escort literally just has to lay there and let you fuck for that money which isn't even work and even is pleasure for her, meanwhile you had to suffer to get it.

It's not that expensive where I live. I can fuck her for ~5.5h of my worktime and I don't make a lot.

How old fella?

30

 

[Outlander]

you could be my dad lol

Nah lol. Not old enough for that

im 17

I'm in my early 20s. Just have memory pretty far back in life and remember plenty of stuff from 2010 and earlier. Lots of good music came out then in my childhood and it's insane seeing the dates on the song vids now, along with childhood memories

I remember in 2009 I picked out a riding mower with my dad when we needed a new one and he taught me how to drive it a few years later which was very fun. Back then it was a fresh new machine and I still have the same one, but it's in rough shape and has around 300 hours of hard use on it. Funny looking at that machine now and realizing that in my childhood that was brand new

Also remember lots of other memorable stuff from early in life too

 

[orz]

Nah lol. Not old enough for that

I'm in my early 20s. Just have memory pretty far back in life and remember plenty of stuff from 2010 and earlier. Lots of good music came out then in my childhood and it's insane seeing the dates on the song vids now, along with childhood memories

I remember in 2009 I picked out a riding mower with my dad when we needed a new one and he taught me how to drive it a few years later which was very fun. Back then it was a fresh new machine and I still have the same one, but it's in rough shape and has around 300 hours of hard use on it. Funny looking at that machine now and realizing that in my childhood that was brand new

Also remember lots of other memorable stuff from early in life too

oh i see thats cool lmao i wish i remembered stuff like that. but ngl i didnt have the greatest childhood so maybe its a good thing i dont remember

It's not that expensive where I live. I can fuck her for ~5.5h of my worktime and I don't make a lot.

what do you think youll feel if you do fuck her? will you be proud of what you did? think about the post nut clarity
ive never enjoyed meaningless sex. its tainted my perception of sex and demotivated me from talking to girls because it feels like nothing.

 

[Outlander]

It's not that expensive where I live. I can fuck her for ~5.5h of my worktime and I don't make a lot.

Might be worth it then if you really wanna lose your v-card. It won't be anywhere near as meaningful or pleasant as if it was a woman actually desiring you though, but you'd at least not technically have virginity anymore

If I could fuck an escort for something reasonable like $25 for a whole hour I probably would, but around here there's only one place in this country it's legal, and it's way too far to reasonably drive to be worth my while. Ungodly expensive too like I said

30

I can understand why you wanna lose your virginity just for the sake of it. I'm in my 20s and often times think about how ridiculous it is I'm still a virgin at that age

 

[Incelforeever]

 

[orz]

If I could fuck an escort for something reasonable like $25 for a whole hour I probably would, but around here there's only one place in this country it's legal, and it's way too far to reasonably drive to be worth my while. Ungodly expensive too like I said

Nevada?

I think there are escort websites like https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/ that cover pretty much everywhere in the US lol

 

[Outlander]

oh i see thats cool lmao i wish i remembered stuff like that. but ngl i didnt have the greatest childhood so maybe its a good thing i dont remember

Over for childhoodcels. My childhood was good in some ways and bad in others. Guess we just have a tendency to look at the past with rose colored glasses a lot, but this is especially true for those with unfulfilling adult lives like incels get. Even if it wasn't perfect, childhood is a special time in life because everything is a new experience and had more meaning

Idk if you're old enough to experience this yet but time tends to go faster while seeming like less happened as you age

 

[Outlander]

Nevada?

I think there are escort websites like https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/ that cover pretty much everywhere in the US lol

Yeah Nevada is the place it's legal. And yeah I know there's escort sites to find them in other places but it's just too expensive and risky for my liking. If I gotta jump through hoops to get it I'll stick to gooning instead

 

[orz]

Over for childhoodcels. My childhood was good in some ways and bad in others. Guess we just have a tendency to look at the past with rose colored glasses a lot, but this is especially true for those with unfulfilling adult lives like incels get. Even if it wasn't perfect, childhood is a special time in life because everything is a new experience and had more meaning

i totally agree, and im very conscious of how i spend my time now because i realized that its the one thing i can never get back. cherishing time will at least force me to make less regrettable decisions

Idk if you're old enough to experience this yet but time tends to go faster while seeming like less happened as you age

yeah im already starting to experience it, which scares me. id do anything to be 5 years younger

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Spoiler: She good?

I'm such a pussy, I'm scared to go try it. Need xanax but can't get one, don't know any dealers

Don't do it. But it won't really make a huge difference

It'll feel like a hole, no connection

Barely even useful beyond showing yourself its not worth it

 

[Outlander]

i totally agree, and im very conscious of how i spend my time now because i realized that its the one thing i can never get back. cherishing time will at least force me to make less regrettable decisions

Yeah I try to enjoy what I can. The other day I was driving on dirt roads and rural main roads which is something I like to do. Gotta have some hobbies instead of just always being behind a screen. Had to put the truck in 4x4 mode to get through a bunch of sections lol

yeah im already starting to experience it, which scares me. id do anything to be 5 years younger

Over feeling that way at 17. Although 17 is probably more similar to how it feels to be in your 20s than how childhood felt though. At least that's how it was for me, since me now is a lot more similar to 17 year old me than 17 year old me was to me a few years younger

 

[SoundnVision]

It's not that expensive where I live. I can fuck her for ~5.5h of my worktime and I don't make a lot.

30

There's lots of users here late 30s and 40s

 

[Serial Coomer]

i went with a prostitute at the age of 27, where i lost my virginity. for me personally, because i was gymmaxed, i got probably treated better than if you would be let's say, a fat subhuman. matter of fact the whore said that she appreciated the fact i was in a good shape.

this would count a lot for the way they might treat you and what you get for the money you spend. a prostitute is still a female
so looks and other blackpill biases are still effective...


even if my first experience was decent, my second experience was trash (with another whore), therefore i quit this shit after the second time. because at the end of the day you are basically gambling money.

the whole thing is pretty much mechanical and doesn't give you the satisfaction you would expect, unless you aim specifically to a whore that provides "girlfriend experience" which might cost you more.

 

[SoundnVision]

i went with a prostitute at the age of 27, where i lost my virginity. for me personally, because i was gymmaxed, i got probably treated better than if you would be let's say, a fat subhuman. matter of fact the whore said that she appreciated the fact i was in a good shape.

this would count a lot for the way they might treat you and what you get for the money you spend. a prostitute is still a female
so looks and other blackpill biases are still effective...


even if my first experience was decent, my second experience was trash (with another whore), therefore i quit this shit after the second time. because at the end of the day you are basically gambling money.

the whole thing is pretty much mechanical and doesn't give you the satisfaction you would expect, unless you aim specifically to a whore that provides "girlfriend experience" which might cost you more.

Honestly a nice massage with an oily handjob is a much better way to spend your money if you go down the escort route.

 

[K4nfe]

There’s a reason you procrastinated for so long, if you go there the pimp it’s going to beat your ass. Better to wait another 3 years to be safe