I've been working from bed (WFH) for the last 3+ years. How fucked is my back

[SecularIslamist]

What are the long term consequences for my back? I lay in bed sometimes 8-9 hours. I have a desk but never use it. I stay in bed covered in bed sheets.

I don't even get up for lunch. I can't be bothered to go into the office because it's pointless, waste of travel time (2 hours) and costs like £25 per day (rising to £33 once I'm no longer eligible for 1/3 train discount).

How much am I fucking up my spine? On the plus side I stay taller for longer because of decompression....

@Xangsane

 

[Deleted member 24444]

 

[Deleted member 1140]

no wonder ur collagen is that good when u stay in bed for 16-17 hours at least inside JFL

 

[Deleted member 33579]

big asian cock?

 

[Deleted member 18879]

WFH chad mogs me

 

[SecularIslamist]

big asian cock?

My cock is fine and getting the servicing it needs when WFH. Thanks for asking. I take masturbation breaks - post but clarity boosts my productivity by 5x.

They should genuinely have jerk off stations at work places. Places like Hong Kong and Tokyo have sleep pods for workers so why not the same for sexual pleasure. The world would look different.

 

[Deleted member 28610]

My cock is fine and getting the servicing it needs when WFH. Thanks for asking. I take masturbation breaks - post but clarity boosts my productivity by 5x.

They should genuinely have jerk off stations at work places. Places like Hong Kong and Tokyo have sleep pods for workers so why not the same for sexual pleasure. The world would look different.

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js jerk off at the toilet nigga

 

[Hero of the Imperium]

Damn I wanna "WFH"

Like I said, I'd be in the city or the parks, or the city parks hitting on girls all day

and getting work done. mogger

 

[Xangsane]

What are the long term consequences for my back? I lay in bed sometimes 8-9 hours. I have a desk but never use it. I stay in bed covered in bed sheets.

I don't even get up for lunch. I can't be bothered to go into the office because it's pointless, waste of travel time (2 hours) and costs like £25 per day (rising to £33 once I'm no longer eligible for 1/3 train discount).

How much am I fucking up my spine? On the plus side I stay taller for longer because of decompression....

@Xangsane

Can't you take regular breaks?

 

[Skywalker]

Places like Hong Kong and Tokyo have sleep pods for workers so why not the same for sexual pleasure. The world would look different.

you vill eat ze bugs you vill live in da pod

 

[kurd]

what do you work as?

 

[0hMan]

My cock is fine and getting the servicing it needs when WFH. Thanks for asking. I take masturbation breaks - post but clarity boosts my productivity by 5x.

They should genuinely have jerk off stations at work places. Places like Hong Kong and Tokyo have sleep pods for workers so why not the same for sexual pleasure. The world would look different.

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Haram

 

[SecularIslamist]

Can't you take regular breaks?

I can they wouldn't even know. Recently though - because I've had line management duties, some fucking grad keeps asking me for work every couple of hours jfl. So I need to be on my laptop, i.e. in bed.

what do you work as?

Online webcamming.

Spoiler

Stupid "consulting" job I basically just look at numbers on a screen, or write summaries (using ChatGPT ofc) or typical emails. The usual shit.

 

[Xangsane]

I can they wouldn't even know. Recently though - because I've had line management duties, some fucking grad keeps asking me for work every couple of hours jfl.

you could take a break every 15 minutes

So I need to be on my laptop, i.e. in bed.

get a desk!

 

[SecularIslamist]

you could take a break every 15 minutes

get a desk!

I've got a desk. I just never use it lol.

I do take regular breaks - basically catch up on lost sleep lmao.

 

[Xangsane]

I've got a desk. I just never use it lol.

I do take regular breaks - basically catch up on lost sleep lmao.

go to sleep!

 

[SecularIslamist]

go to sleep!

Spend too long rotting here. My sleeping pattern is all over the place.

 

[Deleted member 25743]

Height?

 

[SecularIslamist]

Height?

Given I don't get up most of the day? Probably 172-173cm.

 

[Deleted member 25743]

Given I don't get up most of the day? Probably 172-173cm.

Do u wear lifts in ur bed?

 

[SecularIslamist]

Do u wear lifts in ur bed?

Yes. Even when I shower - assuming I do.

 

[wowamat]

How would one get ur job?

 

[SecularIslamist]

How would one get ur job?

Educationmaxxx and careermaxx.

 

[Koroshiya]

My cock is fine and getting the servicing it needs when WFH. Thanks for asking. I take masturbation breaks - post but clarity boosts my productivity by 5x.

They should genuinely have jerk off stations at work places. Places like Hong Kong and Tokyo have sleep pods for workers so why not the same for sexual pleasure. The world would look different.

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go take pussy breaks tf

 

[kurd]

nigga what u mean like strip

I can they wouldn't even know. Recently though - because I've had line management duties, some fucking grad keeps asking me for work every couple of hours jfl. So I need to be on my laptop, i.e. in bed.


Online webcamming.

Spoiler

Stupid "consulting" job I basically just look at numbers on a screen, or write summaries (using ChatGPT ofc) or typical emails. The usual shit.

ping on webcam?

 

[SecularIslamist]

nigga what u mean like strip

ping on webcam?

I was just larping nigga.

I work in "consulting" basically give shitty advice to companies using fancy words and statistics. Just vocabularymaxxx and learn SQL, Python or advanced Excel and you will find lots of WFH jobs.

Are you in UK? UK is like WFH capital of the world. Not surprised because some people pay £80 a day just to commute. They could pay the same price for a flight to Egypt or something. Brutal.

 

[kurd]

im in the netherlands, studying IT rn. Computer coding BS.

i’d love to have a WFH job tbh, thank you for the advice bro.

so i should learn advanced excel, and python and sql.

and vocubalarymaxx. than its ez? btw where do y find these jobs, what kinda sites? linkedin?

 

[SecularIslamist]

im in the netherlands, studying IT rn. Computer coding BS.

i’d love to have a WFH job tbh, thank you for the advice bro.

so i should learn advanced excel, and python and sql.

Python and SQL probably the most important. This is more for 'data analysis' though and yeah many jobs like this should be hybrid.

and vocubalarymaxx. than its ez? btw where do y find these jobs, what kinda sites? linkedin?

Not sure about Netherlands... Ngl it's difficult and sometimes depends on LUCK. I got my current job via a 'referral' from another job. If I never met this client I worked with, he never would have recommended it to me. Otherwise I had applied to 100+ jobs before (most even less paid and less experience required) compared to current job.

Job market is always brutal.