Ive decided to do this instead of killing myself

[wishIwasSalludon]

Ive made multiple posts about how Ive decided to kill myself once I turn 30 but Ive discovered a better thing to do

If Im 30 and havent found a reason to live what Ill do is take out a shit ton of loans max out all my credit cards, open a brokerage account with one of those firms with insane leverage that also allows you to take out the leveraged cash then flee the country and go somewhere with no extradition to the USA

@Gengar @cromagnon @Bomber517

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

lifefuel tbh

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

brutal no reply pill

 

[truthhurts]

Sounds fun. Lock me in bhai. We gonna be a tag team like Stevie and brian

 

[JohnDoe]

Do it now and put all into crypto.

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Do it now and put all into crypto.

Not now

 

[Clqs]

Try to 2x it at the casino and if it doesn't work kys

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Try to 2x it at the casino and if it doesn't work kys

no you retard

 

[Clqs]

no you retard

Low iq

 

[hardRscreamer]

no you retard

it works tho? its just 50/50

 

[hardRscreamer]

jfl if it doesnt work you can just get another loan to pay the other one back its that simple?

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

jfl if it doesnt work you can just get another loan to pay the other one back its that simple?

stop trying to sabotage me
its not going to work

 

[boxface34]

Go live like a prince in Afghanistan tbh

 

[hardRscreamer]

stop trying to sabotage me
its not going to work

dude its 50/50 if you lose the first one, get another, put it on the other color and you pay both of them??
and the third time is lucky so you'll get your money worth

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Go live like a prince in Afghanistan tbh

Id prefer to live in an english speaking country with a low cost of living

 

[puniteking]

Ive made multiple posts about how Ive decided to kill myself once I turn 30 but Ive discovered a better thing to do

If Im 30 and havent found a reason to live what Ill do is take out a shit ton of loans max out all my credit cards, open a brokerage account with one of those firms with insane leverage that also allows you to take out the leveraged cash then flee the country and go somewhere with no extradition to the USA

@Gengar @cromagnon @Bomber517

Reminds me of that one Chinese University student someone please send it

 

[Bomber517]

In your 30s, you'll be drafted to WW3. Maybe we both will meet, but we'll be enemies

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

but we'll be enemies

why? are you russian?

 

[Bomber517]

why? are you russian?

Just kidding jfl. No, i'm not Russian. I'm Kazakh.

 

[EdgyFashionist]

no you retard

you can only lose 100% but you can win 5000% of your current bet. 5k is more thatn 100. Simple math

 

[Gengar]

Ive made multiple posts about how Ive decided to kill myself once I turn 30 but Ive discovered a better thing to do

If Im 30 and havent found a reason to live what Ill do is take out a shit ton of loans max out all my credit cards, open a brokerage account with one of those firms with insane leverage that also allows you to take out the leveraged cash then flee the country and go somewhere with no extradition to the USA

@Gengar @cromagnon @Bomber517

Sounds way better. You gotta turn your life into an adventure.