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Tomorrow Biostasis is a German company that offers, once you're dead, to come and pick you up in less than two hours to cryogenize your body or brain and bring it to Switzerland in nitrogen vats at -320.8°F . They guarantee that if a “resurrection” is possible, they'll do it.

So we could ask them to resusitate us in a body and face that suits us, to mog around 2200.

Price : $53.50 per month + $144 450

Stop hardmaxxing and start cryonicsmaxxing

 
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Tomorrow Biostasis is a German company that offers, once you're dead, to come and pick you up in less than two hours to cryogenize your body or brain and bring it to Switzerland in nitrogen vats at -320.8°F . They guarantee that if a “resurrection” is possible, they'll do it.

So we could ask them to resusitate us in a body and face that suits us, to mog around 2200.

Price : $53.50 per month + $144,450

Stop hardmaxxing and start cryonicsmaxxing

sounds like Nazi propaganda :forcedsmile:
 
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Finally i can actually reincarnate
 
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Cryonicsmaxxing
Tomorrow Biostasis is a German company that offers, once you're dead, to come and pick you up in less than two hours to cryogenize your body or brain and bring it to Switzerland in nitrogen vats at -320.8°F . They guarantee that if a “resurrection” is possible, they'll do it.

So we could ask them to resusitate us in a body and face that suits us, to mog around 2200.

Price : $53.50 per month + $144 450

Stop hardmaxxing and start cryonicsmaxxing

with all that money your going to spen until you die you could have got surgerys plus its not a gerantue it will work its just a big scam but hope it cures your cope
 
with all that money your going to spen until you die you could have got surgerys plus its not a gerantue it will work its just a big scam but hope it cures your cope
The $144 450 is usually paid off by life insurance, and you can pay $10,000 all at once instead of $53,50 a month
 
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The $144 450 is usually paid off by life insurance, and you can pay $10,000 all at once instead of $53,50 a month
1,2,3 tell me why the fuck insurance would pay for that, insurance barely pays for surgeries unless deemed medically necessary, why the hell would they pay for ur futuristic fantasy
 
1,2,3 tell me why the fuck insurance would pay for that, insurance barely pays for surgeries unless deemed medically necessary, why the hell would they pay for ur futuristic fantasy
Idk bro my thread is basically a joke
 
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