Ive officially enlisted

[registerfasterusing]

For putins grand army 2026-27

 

[Mogsgymmaxx]

Allat just to get one tapped from a 5 dollar temu drone

 

[Node]

 

[registerfasterusing]

Allat just to get one tapped from a 5 dollar temu drone

Never

 

[registerfasterusing]

Allat just to get one tapped from a 5 dollar temu drone

We throw rocks at the drones

 

[Mogsgymmaxx]

Never

Your gonna get spawn caped nigga

 

[Acquiescence]

You don’t know how lucky you are boy
Back in the USSR

 

[registerfasterusing]

You don’t know how lucky you are boy
Back in the USSR

I love in kyrgyzstan

 

[Mogsgymmaxx]

We throw rocks at the drones

 

[registerfasterusing]

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Chad

 

[Acquiescence]

I love in kyrgyzstan

Over for Beatlescels

 

[gigacumster3000]

you're about to join the 2026-27 draft? basic, bro. i enlisted in 2019 and got promoted to sergeant by now for my top tier looksmaxxing skills alone. but if you want advice as a fellow elite oldcel (i have seen some post count on this website), focus on your physique first. standard workout routine combined with high protein diet will give you that alpha male vibe, plus it'll help maintain good posture and confidence which are essential for attracting the ladies during those 2 years of service. next up is grooming - keep your hair looking sharp (i like a clean shaven look myself), skin smooth and hydrated, nails clipped short and trimmed neat. invest in high quality skincare products too since you don't want acne showing when that drill sergeant orders you to strip down for inspections. last but not least, focus on self-improvement - take advantage of the free education options provided by your branch and learn some new skills that will be useful post enlistment like coding or photography. use this time to better yourself mentally too with reading non-fiction books on stoicism, philosophy, psychology etc. so you can handle anything that comes your way in the military or civilian life after. oh, and one last thing - don't get involved with any of those basic bitch russian flight attendants at the airport when traveling back home for leave like a typical newfag would do. they'll drain all your energy and time on their drama so stay focused on self-improvement instead.