Jamal’s Yubo Adventures Part 1

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I’m hitting up this high tier becky/staceylite and I’m stuck on how to proceed. How to escalate? What’s the best thing to say next


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Tagging all the brocels
@kjsbdfiusdf @looksmaxxer234 @Tyronecell @tyronelite @SubhumanCurrycel @luce @Mirin2234 bakvet
 
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U can sense the bitch attitude

But "when u free?"
 
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Its over
 
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@tyronelite get in here bro, bless me with your superior nigger texting strategy
 
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say some shit like
“ig theres only one way to find out”
“when u free?”
 
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I’m hitting up this high tier becky/staceylite and I’m stuck on how to proceed. How to escalate? What’s the best thing to say next


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Tagging all the brocels
@kjsbdfiusdf @looksmaxxer234 @Tyronecell @tyronelite @SubhumanCurrycel @luce @Mirin2234 bakvet
Nigga didn't tag me that's crazy
 
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Shoulda told her she couldn't handle you instead but go off my nigga
 
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how low are you going?

i assume 13-14 is too young for you OP?
 
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i can tell from the way she types she’s a slut, i would stay away op, just so u don’t catch aids or something like that
 
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i can tell from the way she types she’s a slut, i would stay away op, just so u don’t catch aids or something like that
Ong, I'd fuck with a condom and then spray febreeze incase
 
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That's gross I stuck my finger up a girls ass cause I was too horny and I still hate myself for it to this day
:soy:
 
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That's gross I stuck my finger up a girls ass cause I was too horny and I still hate myself for it to this day
i asked
 
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just type "let hang out" ,
there is no tips and trick, just your face
 
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@tyronelite get in here bro, bless me with your superior nigger texting strategy
Set up a time to meet. No need to go back & forth.

Just say “let’s hang out, you can teach me how to roll a blunt”
 
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Set up a time to meet. No need to go back & forth.
Just say “let’s hang out, you can teach me how to roll a blunt”
this is a different girl , what’s the next move
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Set up a time to meet. No need to go back & forth.

this is a different girl , what’s the next move
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Sounds like she wants you to get sexual when she said "anything else you want to teach me"
What do you think you should reply with? I wanna hear how you'd respond to that
 
Set up a time to meet. No need to go back & forth.

this is a different girl , what’s the next move
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You should always be using less emojis than her, u look like a jester cuck otherwise. But it depends on your vibe tbh. If u consider yourself a real nigga, use minimal emojis
 
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Sounds like she wants you to get sexual when she said "anything else you want to teach me"
What do you think you should reply with? I wanna hear how you'd respond to that
Umm I would say. "I can teach you blowing. Bubbles of course" or " idk we'll see when we hang out" or "riding horses" (sexual innuendo)
 
@tyronelite nigga gtfinrn.
 
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arent you 18? i thought yubo is for teens only
 
Bro who taught u game jfl
Trial & error my brotha. I learned a lot through my first STR when I was in college.

After that I learned about the red pill & learned more through guys like Mr. Locario & ARC
 
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Trial & error my brotha. I learned a lot through my first STR when I was in college.

After that I learned about the red pill & learned more through guys like Mr. Locario & ARC
Lmao when I first got blackpilled I unsubbed from Locario, StephisCold,AMS, Mjgetright. I said these niggas is are hideous game is cope.
 
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Lmao when I first got blackpilled I unsubbed from Locario, StephisCold,AMS, Mjgetright. I said these niggas is are hideous game is cope.
Them niggas got the worst game ever bro, ever ever ever JFL

Now judging from your post bro. You fucked up by saying "you cute but idk if it gon work between us" don't ever lie be indirect or straight to the point u well damn u tryna fuck the shit outta here, can't even tell u what to do now, just freestyle and maybe itll work rn
 
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Ask for snap
 
Lmao when I first got blackpilled I unsubbed from Locario, StephisCold,AMS, Mjgetright. I said these niggas is are hideous game is cope.
Yeah I unsubbed from AMS MJ and Steph. They all regurgitate the same shit.

But I still like Locario & ARC. I like ARC more cause I kinda resonate with him & I like talking dirty to bitches at the club
 
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Them niggas got the worst game ever bro, ever ever ever JFL

Now judging from your post bro. You fucked up by saying "you cute but idk if it gon work between us" don't ever lie be indirect or straight to the point u well damn u tryna fuck the shit outta here, can't even tell u what to do now, just freestyle and maybe itll work rn
Exactly she gon be like 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ She’s got hundreds of dudes in her inbox lol as if she cares if it’ll work out

She’ll just go the next one who’s direct & doesn’t bullshit
 
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This
Exactly she gon be like 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ She’s got hundreds of dudes in her inbox lol as if she cares if it’ll work out

She’ll just go the next one who’s direct & doesn’t bullshit
this is a good point
 
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@Jamal2222 Sometimes you just gotta be bold & be direct from the start.

Most of my tinder convos are like this:
- "Wanna ruin my life?"
- "Your tits would look perfect between my face"
- "Come over & lets exchange orgasms"
- "I'm gonna be your daddy & you're gonna be my sub"
- "Damn your ass looks good in those leggings, I can't wait to strip em off later"

In clubs / bars after heavy flirting & touching I'll tell em "You're coming home with me tonight"

What I'm doing is 2 things: Weeding out bitches who ain't DTF & getting straight to the point with my intentions. Let's be real these bitches are fucking, you just gotta find the ones who want to fuck YOU

Yeah some are not gonna like your messages or unmatch cuz they realize they can't waste your time or manipulate you to use you for other bullshit. Women love attention & they'll extract as much as they can from you if you let them
 
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@Jamal2222 Sometimes you just gotta be bold & be direct from the start.

Most of my tinder convos are like this:
- "Wanna ruin my life?"
- "Your tits would look perfect between my face"
- "Come over & lets exchange orgasms"
- "I'm gonna be your daddy & you're gonna be my sub"
- "Damn your ass looks good in those leggings, I can't wait to strip em off later"

In clubs / bars after heavy flirting & touching I'll tell em "You're coming home with me tonight"

What I'm doing is 2 things: Weeding out bitches who ain't DTF & getting straight to the point with my intentions. Let's be real these bitches are fucking, you just gotta find the ones who want to fuck YOU

Yeah some are not gonna like your messages or unmatch cuz they realize they can't waste your time or manipulate you to use you for other bullshit. Women love attention & they'll extract as much as they can from you if you let them
low inhib
 
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Exactly she gon be like 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ She’s got hundreds of dudes in her inbox lol as if she cares if it’ll work out

She’ll just go the next one who’s direct & doesn’t bullshit
Legit if you talking to a bitch on a dating app, straight ask for her phone number or snap, i say phone number to get more her attention n then there's no text game n shit, just ask when you can link up you n her n u do all that shit IRL

She got like 10000000 mf texting her and shit bro, it doesn't matter if ur text game good bad any of that shit it's about NT & looks now
 
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@Jamal2222 Sometimes you just gotta be bold & be direct from the start.

Most of my tinder convos are like this:
- "Wanna ruin my life?"
- "Your tits would look perfect between my face"
- "Come over & lets exchange orgasms"
- "I'm gonna be your daddy & you're gonna be my sub"
- "Damn your ass looks good in those leggings, I can't wait to strip em off later"

In clubs / bars after heavy flirting & touching I'll tell em "You're coming home with me tonight"

What I'm doing is 2 things: Weeding out bitches who ain't DTF & getting straight to the point with my intentions. Let's be real these bitches are fucking, you just gotta find the ones who want to fuck YOU

Yeah some are not gonna like your messages or unmatch cuz they realize they can't waste your time or manipulate you to use you for other bullshit. Women love attention & they'll extract as much as they can from you if you let them
facts go str8 to the point or do what i said that whats work, i dont do tyronelite shit cause most niggas be talking like that in tinder nowadays
 
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@Jamal2222 Sometimes you just gotta be bold & be direct from the start.

Most of my tinder convos are like this:
- "Wanna ruin my life?"
- "Your tits would look perfect between my face"
- "Come over & lets exchange orgasms"
- "I'm gonna be your daddy & you're gonna be my sub"
- "Damn your ass looks good in those leggings, I can't wait to strip em off later"

In clubs / bars after heavy flirting & touching I'll tell em "You're coming home with me tonight"

What I'm doing is 2 things: Weeding out bitches who ain't DTF & getting straight to the point with my intentions. Let's be real these bitches are fucking, you just gotta find the ones who want to fuck YOU

Yeah some are not gonna like your messages or unmatch cuz they realize they can't waste your time or manipulate you to use you for other bullshit. Women love attention & they'll extract as much as they can from you if you let them

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This whore likes to draw, she’s legit an 8/10. She’s probably getting bombarded with dms rip
 
Hbu nigga
 
tell her you get conversation advice from a forum full of autists
 
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I was about to send it jfl, shell prolly reject me idk
Stop thinking like that. She's responding positively just tell her you wanna link up soon & get the number. You're over thinking
 

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