Jaundice will help you maintain your summer tan

[Cleetus Cornfield]

I have recently contracted jaundice and I have been able to maintain my smooth olive skin despite it being in the middle of the winter.

That's me in my avi btw.

Top 3 Easiest Ways to Obtain Jaundice

1. Ongoing moderate or heavy alcohol use.
2. Obesity.
3. Type 2 diabetes.

I did it via heavy alcohol consumption cause its so tasty

 

[Cleetus Cornfield]

Bump this is an intelligent theory