Jawbreak theory

[Deleted member 1089]

I have this idea,
What if you get your friend to jump and stomp on your jaw against the pavement until it crackles into tiny pieces.
You then call the ambulance and fake getting jumped or something.
The surgeons will be forced to give you a new jaw since your old one is just bonedust.
There you go free jaw surgery!

 

[middayshowers]

 

[Deleted member 1089]

Only brainlet here is you, this is a revolutionary discovery.

 

[Deleted member 2634]

At this point consider shotgun implants

 

[Deleted member 2621]

that's genius! thank you Einstein

 

[middayshowers]

Only brainlet here is you, this is a revolutionary discovery.

I agree, I was wrong here.

In fact, we could take this one step further and jump off a large building face first. You’ll save so much money on facial reconstruction and become Chad, I would recommend you try it immediately