JBs vs College Coeds vs MILFs

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BigJimsWornOutTires

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When I was a JB, I was a whore. Ugh. A young muscular whore. Girls my age liked what they saw. And so I did a lot of slamming. Those JB girls were also whores. We were JB whores. But one day, I got together with a college coed. She wasn't a whore but a nerd. And ugh, she was awkward in conversation. "OMG! You're making me blush." She said as I took my shirt off. "I can't do this with you. You're like JB territory." So I took my jeans off. "OMG! Why are you doing this to me? I'm 19, and you're like, not 19!" I then slid my boxers off. But she didn't say anything. Her eyes were glued to the Destroyer as her mouth gaped with wonder.

"I'm gonna wreck you now," I said as I approached her. But she wouldn't say a word and only gaze below my navel with astonishment.

Finally, she spoke as she fended her hand against my chest. "That should be illegal. It's not going inside me!"

"Ugh. Fine." I replied and got dressed. Not much time later, as she was leaving, she told me why she didn't want to have sex.

"I only had sex with one other guy. And he was NOT that big. And besides, you're too easy, Big Jim. A girl appreciates anticipation."

"Ugh. Keep walking." I said as I directed her to leave my place.

As I closed the door in her face, she tried to say something, "But if we take out time-" And that was all I heard.

Later that evening, a JB's mother came a-knocking on my door looking for her daughter. I invited her inside and explained where she was. "A group of horny guys picked her up earlier to go to a concert. But, unfortunately, they were all underage drinking."

"Jimmy, Jimmy! I trusted you to look after her." She said with disappointment.

"Ugh. Sorry, Miss Charlie, but I have mutual respect for my fellow whores."

She sighed and expressed, "So, what do you want to do?" Her eyes scanned my muscular JB body. So I undressed again. But she didn't say "OMG" or any quip but instead took her clothes off as well. We had sex. And I'd noticed during that struggle of hers, wait-wait, too deep, too deep...easy, she lacked sexual conditioning.

From that day on, I discovered it's not the age that constructs difference with sex; it's how much trauma the vagina endured.

So word from the wise to younger inexperienced guys seeking JBs solely for a person unfamiliar with sex, Hollywood and the porn industry has misled you. Any JB girl that would entertain an older guy in his late teens early 20s is already damaged. And sometimes, destroyed by guys her age. Not only is it against the law and judicial system, along with cops and angered parents, will use it against you, but it's also retarded to target a particular age group. And you'll be surprised at how many women your age lack destruction. But you're not going to find them hanging out at bars or even on dating apps. You'll locate them accomplishing responsible things. And most of you are irresponsible.

You'll never find her until you change your ways.
 
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Mirin the heroin dosage required to type this
 
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Not a single fucking letter
 
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Mirin the heroin dosage required to type this
Drug-free here. Not that I wouldn't enjoy drugs, I don't like the consequences that follow such.
 
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But muh JBs :soy:
 
Only Milfs can appreciate muscles. They want a young muscular guy to fulfil their sexual needs.
 
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Only Milfs can appreciate muscles. They want a young muscular guy to fulfil their sexual needs.
I was a muscular Chad during my JB days. Muscles entice the feminine spirit after puberty. But the child must develop and learn before she can appreciate what her body is telling her. Several years of anticipation will make her into a great and powerful woman. But if she gives in to her desire before she rises to her placement, she'll ruin herself in the process. I've seen them going from HS to college as sluts. They never make anything great of themselves. But the ones that keep their virginity become powerful later on. A whore has no power though the liberals are doing everything they can to change that.
 
A JB, a college coed, and a MILF accidentally walk into Big Jim's trap house...
 
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A JB, a college coed, and a MILF accidentally walk into Big Jim's trap house...
Nah. I had my share during my parasitic days. But tbh, JBs have flirted with me throughout the years and I turned them down. And one even asked if I was gay. And I said, "Asked your mom and older sister." Ugh. Her wittle feelings and pride got damaged there. Esp after she asked them, ugh, she wanted to run away then. Poor little skank was turned down by one her mother and sister sampled.
 
I was expecting pictures, not a fucking essay
 
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I was expecting pictures, not a fucking essay
But words can be more potent and educational than pictures of females you'll never touch. And besides, a picture of a person can only create false imagination. If you can imagine having sex with the person in the picture, what about the reality as to smell, sensation, warmth or coldness of the skin, etc? Say you see a picture of a beautiful half-naked model. Then say you actually have sex with her later. But she smells like shit. She just took a wet mushy dump hours prior. She hasn't cleaned her cesspool out in days either. So it's flakey down there. And ugh, the brown liquid stain in her draws you're not sure if that's from her dump or a yeast infection. Also, she has an abscessed tooth so her breath smells like death mixed with the last guy's decaying semen that's still hanging on the inner lining of her throat. Do you see what I'm saying?
 
But words can be more potent and educational than pictures of females you'll never touch. And besides, a picture of a person can only create false imagination. If you can imagine having sex with the person in the picture, what about the reality as to smell, sensation, warmth or coldness of the skin, etc? Say you see a picture of a beautiful half-naked model. Then say you actually have sex with her later. But she smells like shit. She just took a wet mushy dump hours prior. She hasn't cleaned her cesspool out in days either. So it's flakey down there. And ugh, the brown liquid stain in her draws you're not sure if that's from her dump or a yeast infection. Also, she has an abscessed tooth so her breath smells like death mixed with the last guy's decaying semen that's still hanging on the inner lining of her throat. Do you see what I'm saying?
Tell your doctor to lower your Ritalin dose
 
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:feelshah::feelshah:
 
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Only Milfs can appreciate muscles. They want a young muscular guy to fulfil their sexual needs.
Jfl dude prettyboys are lowkey a milfs wet dream I swear
 
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ugh
 
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Ugh, tell me about it. Some pearls I toss are raw material. Not for the arrogant and pampered parasites. It's like going to war but first, boot camp. The drill sergeant's not your friend. HE's going to tell you the truth. "Most of you little fucking faggots are NOT going to make it through the first week." And he stands corrected. Usually, 20-40% taps out and gets a DD. But the dedicated and hungry little mother fuckers endure the entire training.

When I type, I type from the testicles. My dick and balls have been on, inside, and against many female bodies. I know what I'm talking about. And some parasites on here see me as crazy and skitzo. Yet none of them understand THIS is what women love. Why? Because they're all fucking crazy!
 
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Ugh, tell me about it. Some pearls I toss are raw material. Not for the arrogant and pampered parasites. It's like going to war but first, boot camp. The drill sergeant's not your friend. HE's going to tell you the truth. "Most of you little fucking faggots are NOT going to make it through the first week." And he stands corrected. Usually, 20-40% taps out and gets a DD. But the dedicated and hungry little mother fuckers endure the entire training.

When I type, I type from the testicles. My dick and balls have been on, inside, and against many female bodies. I know what I'm talking about. And some parasites on here see me as crazy and skitzo. Yet none of them understand THIS is what women love. Why? Because they're all fucking crazy!
You should be an english teacher.
 
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You should be an english teacher.
I'm illiterate. Uneducated. The highest I got was 7th grade. I even self-taught myself mathematics:

Two women + my cock = Sweet

Two mouths + my cock = Ugh, awesome

Slam her for 30 minutes x cum on her face + (a=xp) = Fuck yeah.
 
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