Jerking off on company time is better than shitting on company time

[Vermilioncore]

Because it essentially makes the company your work for a cuckold since you go to the restroom and jerk off to photos of your girlfriend as they pay you to do it. Cucked them good! I always win

 

[97baHater]

Got caught jerking off by my friend nigga saw my tiny pp and I claimed 7.6x6 please unc tell me what’s the best way to leave the country and disappear