Jerking off with objects

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PsychoDsk

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Theoretically, what would happen if u jerk off with olive oil instead of lube?

And also what would happen if you jerk off with a wrench instead of your hand, would this unlock a secret kink or am I talking skibidi nonsense?

But nah fr tho, when jerking off with your hands becomes boring, what should you jerk off with?
Leather gloves?
Helmets?
A metal detector?

Give me some new toylit updates please, hand has become boring. i need a new method
 
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Sandpaper should be able to give you an unforgettable self pleasuring experience
 
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Sandpaper should be able to give you an unforgettable self pleasuring experience
i usually jerk off with some ordinary lube but this one time I didnโ€™t have some on me so I had to use my momโ€™s face cream and holy fucking fuck
That shit burned my whole tip back to hell.
 
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i usually jerk off with some ordinary lube but this one time I didnโ€™t have some on me so I had to use my momโ€™s face cream and holy fucking fuck
That shit burned my whole tip back to hell.
Most i did was soap or shampoo never lube
Not even spit i do it raw since years
 
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Most i did was soap or shampoo never lube
Not even spit i do it raw since years
How bro
Iโ€™m circumsized so jerking off raw is literally painfuel x100

Weโ€™re such rabbid dogs
 
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sit on your hand until it becomes numb and move it with your other hand so it feels like ur getting a handjob
 
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Try a meat grinder fella
 
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sit on your hand until it becomes numb and move it with your other hand so it feels like ur getting a handjob
Holy fuck Iโ€™m trying that brb
 
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Idk works just fine with me
I got cut at 7
I got cut at 1, do you still have foreskin u can move?
I have 0 skin, just a purple ahh tip
 
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I used shampoo a while back and things went smoothly until it went into my pee-pee hole and gave me a burning sensation
 
I got cut at 1, do you still have foreskin u can move?
I have 0 skin, just a purple ahh tip
I feel like i have some skin not sure tho
It gets wrinkly when flaccid
 
You fucking Zoomers, what the hells wrong with you? Must be the chemical castration of you guys, most gay generation ever.
 
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Theoretically, what would happen if u jerk off with olive oil instead of lube?

And also what would happen if you jerk off with a wrench instead of your hand, would this unlock a secret kink or am I talking skibidi nonsense?

But nah fr tho, when jerking off with your hands becomes boring, what should you jerk off with?
Leather gloves?
Helmets?
A metal detector?

Give me some new toylit updates please, hand has become boring. i need a new method
Use masturbation toys๐Ÿ˜ญ
 
Unzip your pillow and fuck the inside
 
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You fucking Zoomers, what the hells wrong with you? Must be the chemical castration of you guys, most gay generation ever.
Youโ€™re right I just used my hand
What the fuck is wrong with me :lul::lul:
 
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Theoretically, what would happen if u jerk off with olive oil instead of lube?

And also what would happen if you jerk off with a wrench instead of your hand, would this unlock a secret kink or am I talking skibidi nonsense?

But nah fr tho, when jerking off with your hands becomes boring, what should you jerk off with?
Leather gloves?
Helmets?
A metal detector?

Give me some new toylit updates please, hand has become boring. i need a new method
When im super horny i become crazy and start doing it with olive oil and shit
Kinda feel bad abt myself:forcedsmile:
Tho, olive oil is nice try it. Its just like a lub
 
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Youโ€™re right I just used my hand
What the fuck is wrong with me :lul::lul:
When I was in highschool guys used to try and choke themselves to make the orgasm better:forcedsmile: I guess it isnโ€™t that different nowadays.
 
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use baby oil
 
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When im super horny i become crazy and start doing it with olive oil and shit
Kinda feel bad abt myself:forcedsmile:
Tho, olive oil is nice try it. Its just like a lub
Will do
Yea I have the same shit
When Iโ€™m horny Iโ€™m literally an animal with rabies, everything turns me on more. Nigga I literally came on my fav tshirt 5 mins ago like wtf, now I canโ€™t even wear that shit ever again just cuz I thought wow this is cool and awesome!
 
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Will do
Yea I have the same shit
When Iโ€™m horny Iโ€™m literally an animal with rabies, everything turns me on more. Nigga I literally came on my fav tshirt 5 mins ago like wtf, now I canโ€™t even wear that shit ever again just cuz I thought wow this is cool and awesome!
When i was younger I literally cummed everywhere you could imagine :lul:

Lil story
I was in vacation with my family, we payed for a week in a house, but there weren't any pool. Tho, the neighbors had one. I waited for my familly to go outside do some shit,
I was ultra fucking horny. Did not marvelously mastrubated for like a week
go naked and started beating my shi in the pool
The neighbors saw my ass as i was half way in. I finished even though i saw them looking at me. I quicly got out and never heard of them again
Sound unreal ik :forcedsmile:
 
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When i was younger I literally cummed everywhere you could imagine :lul:

Lil story
I was in vacation with my family, we payed for a week in a house, but there weren't any pool. Tho, the neighbors had one. I waited for my familly to go outside do some shit,
I was ultra fucking horny. Did not marvelously mastrubated for like a week
go naked and started beating my shi in the pool
The neighbors saw my ass as i was half way in. I finished even though i saw them looking at me. I quicly got out and never heard of them again
Sound unreal ik :forcedsmile:
Thatโ€™s crazy bro:lul:
Why r you hijacking a pool so you can plant some babies in there jflll

Sheet I remember when I stalked this one milf when I was 12, I literally followed her everywhere on my bike until I HAD to jerk off. That day I jerked off in the bushes while literally staring at her from top to toe. Tโ€™was a good day:ogre: lucky she didnโ€™t catch me or it woulda been jail time since day fucking one
 
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I did a homemade pocket pussy and legit got a full body 8 seconds orgasm.

Second time it was just like using my hand
 
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Theoretically, what would happen if u jerk off with olive oil instead of lube?

And also what would happen if you jerk off with a wrench instead of your hand, would this unlock a secret kink or am I talking skibidi nonsense?

But nah fr tho, when jerking off with your hands becomes boring, what should you jerk off with?
Leather gloves?
Helmets?
A metal detector?

Give me some new toylit updates please, hand has become boring. i need a new method
use coconut oil bhai
 
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Theoretically, what would happen if u jerk off with olive oil instead of lube?

And also what would happen if you jerk off with a wrench instead of your hand, would this unlock a secret kink or am I talking skibidi nonsense?

But nah fr tho, when jerking off with your hands becomes boring, what should you jerk off with?
Leather gloves?
Helmets?
A metal detector?

Give me some new toylit updates please, hand has become boring. i need a new method
nigga get fucking help.
 

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