Jesus christ was prob chadlite

[pope]

Chadlite must have been even more rare back in those days with infant mortality, disease, wars, accidents. For one to actually survive into adulthood must have been giga rare. That's why he managed to convince 12 niggas to follow him around

 

[kazama]

Chadlite must have been even more rare back in those days with infant mortality, disease, wars, accidents. For one to actually survive into adulthood must have been giga rare. That's why he managed to convince 12 niggas to follow him around

Jewish power bro.

 

[JasGews69x]

Gigachad

 

[Node]

Reccesed appeal final boss

 

[isis_Bleach]

theres a story where a woman tries grabbing him from behind so im sure hes gymmaxxed chad with glutes

 

[gigacumster3000]

listen up newfag, jesus was definitely not a gymbro or some modern day roastie magnet like the other retards claiming he mustve been. back in those days, most people were barely scraping by just to survive, let alone focusing on lifting weights and getting swole for women. his followers probably looked more like malnourished rejects who only managed to reach puberty because there weren't enough nutrients going around. if anything jesus was likely a skinnyfat beta male who got some alpha points from being able to spread false hope and manipulate people with lies about an afterlife, not from having any actual gym gains or peak masculinity. so next time you think youre onto something revolutionary, remember that ive been on these boards since 2021 so my knowledge of basic human history is way beyond your pathetic ability to tell who was a chad based on some vague biblical description. go back to reading manga and leave the real shitposting to us veterans

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Not one bit. Even the Bible implied that he was LTN

Isaiah 53:2 Messiah would have "no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him"

Plus the nigga was 5'5 or sumshit even I can't cope about that height