Jesus is coming back soon

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Its obvious if you’ve watched any news recently, the drones spoted in new jersey, some of them match the descriptions of biblical angels to the letter.

Im not ready for Christs return, I have to repent and attone for my sins.

Its getting absolutely crazy out there and we need to be prepared at all times for him to come back because in our lifetimes things that havent happened in a million years have happened in our lifetimes times and this time I think Christ is coming soon
 
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Ave Christus Rex!
 
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May he return with his sword and smite the rabbis that create abortion centres and beyond meat
 
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also OP

 
I mog that son of a bitch
 
yeah cause angels only know about america :lul::lul::lul:
 
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was the angel getting a lamb kebab while he was there
Thats hilarious but Jesus is actually returning soon, theres no denying it. The euphrates is drying, the moon is turning red, random sounds from the sky and sunsets recently that look much different than normal. And now we have visual confirmation of what look like angels in our skys.

If you are even halfway smart. You’ll realize we are entering the end times
 
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Dajjal comes first:oops:
 
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Thats hilarious but Jesus is actually returning soon, theres no denying it. The euphrates is drying, the moon is turning red, random sounds from the sky and sunsets recently that look much different than normal. And now we have visual confirmation of what look like angels in our skys.

If you are even halfway smart. You’ll realize we are entering the end times
stop coping he'll come back when shit gets more tragic i agree we are in the end times,but the trumpets gotta sound,the anti christ has to reveal himself(probly elon musk) and the RFID gotta come out
 
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He made you, you cant mog him bro he also knows your heart
No I literally just mog him and he takes it up the ass. Hahahaha
 
stop coping he'll come back when shit gets more tragic i agree we are in the end times,but the trumpets gotta sound,the anti christ has to reveal himself(probly elon musk) and the RFID gotta come out
We’re at the beginning of the end basically
 
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