Jesus was a false prophet

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Remember Jesus was called a manlet even by apostles , he also had curly hair and brachy skull (because tall skull is impossible at 5'6). I am a Muslim now because Allah retains the possibility of have tall skull

even dinduism is preferable to worshipping non tall skull jokes

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Remember Jesus was called a manlet even by apostles , he also had curly hair and brachy skull (because tall skull is impossible at 5'6). I am a Muslim now because Allah retains the possibility of have tall skull

even dinduism is preferable to worshipping non tall skull jokes

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Islam was created by a homosexual pedophile who fucked male children
 
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Islam was created by a homosexual pedophile who fucked male children
allah retains the possibilty of having tall skull, plus mohammedanism in its inception was a masc religion. Its "Relevations" just served as a backdrop for unifying Arabia and forming a virile patriarchal order

 
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allah retains the possibilty of having tall skull, plus mohammedanism in its inception was a masc religion. Its "Relevations" just served as a backdrop for unifying Arabia and forming a virile patriarchal order

Islam was created by a homosexual pedophile who fucked male children
 
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Remember Jesus was called a manlet even by apostles , he also had curly hair and brachy skull (because tall skull is impossible at 5'6). I am a Muslim now because Allah retains the possibility of have tall skull

even dinduism is preferable to worshipping non tall skull jokes

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''Jesus declared, “I am truly a servant of Allah. He has destined me to be given the Scripture and to be a prophet.'' Quran 19:30

How the hell are you a Muslim?
 
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''Jesus declared, “I am truly a servant of Allah. He has destined me to be given the Scripture and to be a prophet.'' Quran 19:30

How the hell are you a Muslim?
because I worship Allah who retains the posibilty of having a tall skull, not Mohammed or Jesus
 
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get moged and your entire genealogical tree the guy who believe in a guy who saw an "angel"
 
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Dnr Jesus was the Son of God and he was a Terra Chad, nigger.

Your prophet didn't know how to read and literally fell for muh angel's tales + he was a pedo that married a 9 year old :lul:
 
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because I worship Allah who retains the posibilty of having a tall skull, not Mohammed or Jesus
Brother I worship Allah azzawajal too, I am only against your saying of ''Jesus was a false Prophet'' while he's always mentioned in our verses

- ˹Remember˺ when the angels proclaimed, “O Mary! Allah gives you good news of a Word from Him, his name will be the Messiah, Jesus, son of Mary; honoured in this world and the Hereafter, and he will be one of those nearest ˹to Allah˺. 3:45


- Jesus declared, “I am truly a servant of Allah. He has destined me to be given the Scripture and to be a prophet.
He has made me a blessing wherever I go, and bid me to establish prayer and give alms-tax as long as I live,
and to be kind to my mother. He has not made me arrogant or defiant.
Peace be upon me the day I was born, the day I die, and the day I will be raised back to life!” 19:30-33

- Indeed, We gave Moses the Book and sent after him successive messengers. And We gave Jesus, son of Mary, clear proofs and supported him with the holy spirit. Why is it that every time a messenger comes to you ˹Israelites˺ with something you do not like, you become arrogant, rejecting some and killing others? 2:87

- And I will confirm the Torah revealed before me and legalize some of what had been forbidden to you. I have come to you with a sign from your Lord, so be mindful of Allah and obey me.
Surely Allah is my Lord and your Lord. So worship Him ˹alone˺. This is the Straight Path.’” 3:50-51

- We have chosen some of those messengers above others. Allah spoke directly to some, and raised some high in rank. To Jesus, son of Mary, We gave clear proofs and supported him with the holy spirit. If Allah had willed, succeeding generations would not have fought ˹among themselves˺ after receiving the clear proofs. But they differed—some believed while others disbelieved. Yet if Allah had willed, they would not have fought one another. But Allah does what He wills. 2:253


Brother even though you are a Muslim, you can't say such stuff about him, especially him, all of these verses resemble the holiness of Jesus (Isa), in case you didn't know all of the Prophets were made beautiful aswell.

"Allah did not send a prophet except with a beautiful face and a beautiful voice." Musnad Ahmed, 24683

It isn't okay to care that much bout a skull, this just shows that Allah azzawajal does not look at the appearence of a person (someone so high esteemed over the worlds was around 5'6-5'9, so what?)
 
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Now you're making shit up

And ˹remember˺ when Lot rebuked ˹the men of˺ his people: “You certainly commit a shameful deed that no man has ever done before you, Do you really lust after ˹other˺ men, abuse the travellers, and practice immorality ˹openly˺ in your gatherings?” His people’s only response was to say ˹mockingly˺: “Bring Allah’s punishment upon us, if what you say is true.”
Lot prayed, “My Lord! Help me against the people of corruption.” 29:28-30


Do you have any source that can be more reliable in Islam than the Quran itself that prohibits homosexuality?
 
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And ˹remember˺ when Lot rebuked ˹the men of˺ his people: “You certainly commit a shameful deed that no man has ever done before you, Do you really lust after ˹other˺ men, abuse the travellers, and practice immorality ˹openly˺ in your gatherings?” His people’s only response was to say ˹mockingly˺: “Bring Allah’s punishment upon us, if what you say is true.”
Lot prayed, “My Lord! Help me against the people of corruption.” 29:28-30


Do you have any source that can be more reliable in Islam than the Quran itself that prohibits homosexuality?
Your deceptive tricks have no power over me, Satan
 
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