JFL IF YOU DIDN’T GET LAID IN MINECRAFT

[C0pe]

 

[ChoSeungHui]

I like the last one

 

[SeiGun]

why....

 

[Insomniac]

Brutal blockpill

 

[ChoSeungHui]

Brutal blockpill

She cheated on him with TyroneCrafter420

 

[Insomniac]

She cheated on him with TyroneCrafter420

His pickaxe is bigger

 

[AspiringChad]

Minecope

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

His pickaxe is bigger

@picklet4incher

 

[Ritalincel]

@picklet4incher

> meta

 

[Vishnuk]

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[LightingFraud]

Steve is a chad

 

[Bengt]

Spoiler: Blockpill is legit

@dicklet4incher thoughts?

 

[AspiringChad]

Ghasts the jews

 

[The Dude Abides]

wtf is this

 

[AspiringChad]

Ghasts the jews

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Hunter]

Fuck off. Mods, delete this thread.

 

[Insomniac]

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[AspiringChad]

Swallow the blockpill:

Spoiler: Cringe

Do you have a Diamond Pickaxe? Because I’m as hard as Obsidian.
You must be made of bonemeal, cause you make me grow 10 feet tall.
I’d like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal.
Are you a slimeball? Cause you make my piston sticky
If you were ore, I’d mine you all night long!
You must be ice, because I’ve been waiting to pick you up for a long time.
You must be a redstone torch, because you’re extending my piston!
You must be from nether, because you are out of this world.
Are you a torch? Because you light up my world.
You must be a pressure plate, because you turn me on.
Are you a pig? Because I wanna ride you.
I’m like a zombie and you’re like the sun – you light me on fire!
I must be gravel, because I’m falling for you.
Hey, baby. Let’s make like a couple of NPCs on the set of Monster’s, inc.
Are you a torch? Cuz you light up my world.
Are you a lever? Because you turn me on.
Hey Girl! Are u a tree farm cause every time i see you i get wood.
Are you a pig? cuz i could put a saddle on u and ride u all night.
You must be a redstone torch, because your extending my piston.
Do you have a diamond pickaxe ? Cause i’m harder than obsidian.
Do you have a pickaxe cause your eyes are diamonds.
I’m no creeper but can I blow up in your hole.
I know I’m not an Endermen but I just want to pick you up and take you away with me.
Are you a chest, because I’ve got a lot to put in you.
If I was a creeper, I’d go to your bedroom and explode all over you.
Want me to touch your fuel rod? You must be from the nether because you’re out of this world.
Whats up girl wanna go strip mining? Speaking of pistons are you a slime ball cause you’re making my piston sticky.
Lets go back to my place , ill show you my biome. You must be ice, because I’ve been waiting to pick you up for a long time.
Is that a creeper in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Better bring a diamond pickaxe, cuz Io m as hard as obsidian.
Are you a lever? Because baby you turn me on.
You must be made of bonemeal, coz baby you make me grow 10 feet tall
I always carry a bucket of water when Io m around you because youo re so hot you might catch me on fire
why not some lines for girls ?
Io m a pigo ¦ Youo ve got a saddleo ¦ What are we waiting for?
Woah is that a creeper in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?
I’m your TnT, you turn me on.
How bout you refine my wood
babe i’m a skeleton ill give you a bone all night long /by dokiro
you must be a diamond cause i have been looking for you
your so hot that you can make my furnace burn forever
I’m coal , you’re an ore , let’s smelt
red stone is red , useless is gold , get onyour knees , and do what you’re told
redstone is red , lapis is blue , sugar is lumpy , and so are you
lapis is blue , redstone is red , cows say moo , let’s go to bed
obvious eldorrado is obvious.
baby i’mma pig , i give meat
baby since 1.8 my meat stacks
baby you’re the timber mo cause i’m getting wood
now all mobs give meat … including me
{Hey baby, you ever seen balls in Minecraft?} by ACurlyJew
{Hey baby I will flip my switch and We will make redstone ALL NIGHT LONGHey baby those pressure plates of yours look
awesome, it would look better with you can let me put my switch in between it .
hey girl i got 2niron i’m gonna sheer your clothes off
who needs a saddle i’m doing it alfa
baby since 1.9 i’m doing you hardcore
hey girl lemmi saddle on your cobblestone
baby i’m gonna show you my eye of ender
hey girl let’s lapis on the bedrock
Oh baby your cave is so dark, mind if i put my torch inside?
I’d Like to put a saddle on you a ride you all night
Hey baby, let me drop some meat on your melons.
To get melons … You have to do a hoe.

 

[rockndogs]

Swallow the enderman 10' height and BBC pill

 

[Ritalincel]

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