JFL if you Don't Lie on ur Resume

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Imagine actually telling the truth

If im fired or unemployed i just change the dates or create a fake job at a recently bankrupt company that I supposeddly worked at.

I have been getting more interviews since i started faking experience, i was even called "one of the better applicant's" in an interview.

Being honest gets you nowhere in the buisness world, you need to lie and be a psychopath to get ahead.
 
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I wish I was this NT
 
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I wish I was this NT

Get on the disability pension, just say u have autism or something and the government sends u money every fortnight
 
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Get on the disability pension, just say u have autism or something and the government sends u money every fortnight
Yea I should kill myself
 
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