JFL if you Don't Lie on ur Resume

[Shahnameh]

Imagine actually telling the truth

If im fired or unemployed i just change the dates or create a fake job at a recently bankrupt company that I supposeddly worked at.

I have been getting more interviews since i started faking experience, i was even called "one of the better applicant's" in an interview.

Being honest gets you nowhere in the buisness world, you need to lie and be a psychopath to get ahead.

 

[Klasik616]

I wish I was this NT

 

[Shahnameh]

I wish I was this NT

Get on the disability pension, just say u have autism or something and the government sends u money every fortnight

 

[Klasik616]

Get on the disability pension, just say u have autism or something and the government sends u money every fortnight

Yea I should kill myself

 

[Shahnameh]

Yea I should kill myself

Not without taking down israel first