JFL if you still wake up to an alarm in 2024

[The Homelander]

Humans aren’t meant to feel tiresome and cranky in the mornings yall don’t get enough sleep and then wonder why your days are always ruined. Instead set an alarm for when to go to bed rather than one for waking up. Sleeping good is at least 9 hours that’s what literature shows us (look it up on pubMED and google). Instead of doomscrolling for an hour before bed you could have used that time to sleep.

inb4 water

 

[Deleted member 91545]

But what if i miss out on an importnat post

 

[NorwoodAscender]

in the past 72 hours i have slept a whopping 5 hours. mirin?

 

[The Homelander]

in the past 72 hours i have slept a whopping 5 hours. mirin?

Mirin hard bhai. In all seriousness don’t lose hope, just this last week I only slept 5 hours in 72 hours as well. Surprisingly it didn’t affect me that much. But I made up for it by sleeping 12 hours a night two nights in a row and let me tell you I felt so fresh and motivated like I had just unlocked the secrets of the universe

 

[Deleted member 80562]

Some people have work or school

 

[The Homelander]

Some people have work or school

I do too bhai but time management is so easy to do but unfortunately most people have chosen short term dopamine over long term success

 

[Amnesia]

yup no bigger stress u can subject urself to than waking up from sleep unnaturally

keep aging urselves prematurely retards

 

[The Homelander]

yup no bigger stress u can subject urself to than waking up from sleep unnaturally

keep aging urselves prematurely retards

Finally someone who understands

 

[Deleted member 22888]

in the past 72 hours i have slept a whopping 5 hours. mirin?

That addy hit different

 

[Deleted member 80562]

I do too bhai but time management is so easy to do but unfortunately most people have chosen short term dopamine over long term success

No I mean I need to set an alarm to wake up for school, I agree with your other points though

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Sleeping good is at least 9 hours

If you need 9 whole hours to feel good you are subhuman confirmed

 

[The Homelander]

No I mean I need to set an alarm to wake up for school, I agree with your other points though

Yeah I understand. But you can assess how long you usually sleep on the weekends for example if it’s 9 hours then on school days go to sleep 9 hours before you have to wake up. It might not be that reliable though so you could also add in an alarm too

 

[The Homelander]

If you need 9 whole hours to feel good you are subhuman confirmed

It’s not about feeling good it’s about feeling great. You may feel good now but the dementia doesn’t feel good when you are 60

 

[Deleted member 80562]

Yeah I understand. But you can assess how long you usually sleep on the weekends for example if it’s 9 hours then on school days go to sleep 9 hours before you have to wake up. It might not be that reliable though so you could also add in an alarm too

Yeah I sleep 8.5 hours every night, I go to bed at 10:30 wake up at 7

 

[Deleted member 80562]

Yeah I understand. But you can assess how long you usually sleep on the weekends for example if it’s 9 hours then on school days go to sleep 9 hours before you have to wake up. It might not be that reliable though so you could also add in an alarm too

Tbh though most days I wake up at like 6:45 naturally

 

[autistic_tendencies]

It’s not about feeling good it’s about feeling great. You may feel good now but the dementia doesn’t feel good when you are 60

In primitive days you would have been mauled by an predator sleeping that long

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

water but good thread

alarmmaxxing is why some mfs are already descendedmaxxing by 30 years old nowadays

if you have a busy daily schedule better leave leisure to weekends

 

[The Homelander]

In primitive days you would have been mauled by an predator sleeping that long

Harming your brain isn’t badass bhai. I’m saying this from a place of concern

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Harming your brain isn’t badass bhai. I’m saying this from a place of concern

I sleep a lot but it’s a lot of napping, which has shown to increase brain function

 

[The Homelander]

I sleep a lot but it’s a lot of napping, which has shown to increase brain function

To each their own

 

[Deleted member 94832]

Your a NEET arent you

 

[The Homelander]

Your a NEET arent you

No bhai I go to school but I know something called time management

 

[meropeu]

Some people have work or school

Slave

 

[Deleted member 30959]

Absoloote slavery

 

[The Homelander]

Slave

You don’t really have the position to be talking shit to anyone on this forum ngl

 

[meropeu]

You don’t really have the position to be talking shit to anyone on this forum ngl

I money mog most users rn, I sold my land

 

[The Homelander]

I money mog most users rn, I sold my land

I promise you we don’t give a fuck. Good on you though

 

[meropeu]

I promise you we don’t give a fuck. Good on you though

Who's we nigga? I didn't even replied to u

 

[StarvedEpi]

I wake up when the sun comes up and jump on org till i go to bed

 

[Deleted member 80684]

that's what I do and I sleep 12-13 hours average

 

[The Homelander]

Who's we nigga? I didn't even replied to u

Yeah you did grey cel retard. Anime pfp negative post to rep ratio brutal. I was trying to be nice but you just don’t know when to shut the fuck up holy shit

 

[meropeu]

Yeah you did grey cel retard. Anime pfp negative post to rep ratio brutal. I was trying to be nice but you just don’t know when to shut the fuck up holy shit

Wah wah. You're so cool being a high class user on incel website bhai ladies love that. Shut up retarded homo

 

[The Homelander]

Wah wah. You're so cool being a high class user on incel website bhai ladies love that. Shut up retarded homo

Ok “ayanami rei enjoyer”

 

[meropeu]

Ok “ayanami rei enjoyer”

Better than having a homelund pfp bhai jfl

 

[The Homelander]

Better than having a homelund pfp bhai jfl

Joined september 12 2024

 

[meropeu]

Joined september 12 2024

Nobody replies on your shitty treads jfl

 

[The Homelander]

Nobody replies on your shitty treads jfl

You literally replied to my thread multiple times JFL

 

[meropeu]

You literally replied to my thread multiple times JFL

Because I like u bhai no hate, still most of your other threads get no replies

 

[The Homelander]

Because I like u bhai no hate, still most of your other threads get no replies

Is this ur alt or something. Drop your real @

 

[meropeu]

Is this ur alt or something. Drop your real @

Might msg u later

 

[whotthehell]

Sometimes I have to, yes I'm slave to work and society, sorry I can't live in the most natural environment possible for my brain and body pleasure

 

[p0lishsubhuman]

that's what I do and I sleep 12-13 hours average

how do u do it

I get 4 hours of sleep on average

got no problem falling asleep but I wake up too early and cant go back to sleep

 

[The Homelander]

how do u do it

I get 4 hours of sleep on average

got no problem falling asleep but I wake up too early and cant go back to sleep

What time do you sleep. Just circadian rhythm maxx and also don’t drink caffeine. Don’t drink water before bed. Have your room completely dark and cold and ventilated

 

[Deleted member 80684]

how do u do it

I get 4 hours of sleep on average

got no problem falling asleep but I wake up too early and cant go back to sleep

idk, this night for example i went to bed at 6pm, woke up at 2am but then I didn't feel like being woken up so i went back to sleep and woke up around 7am

 

[The Homelander]

idk, this night for example i went to bed at 6pm, woke up at 2am but then I didn't feel like being woken up so i went back to sleep and woke up around 7am

Probably because it was dark so your body was still making melatonin to signal you to sleep

 

[autistic_tendencies]

What time do you sleep. Just circadian rhythm maxx and also don’t drink caffeine. Don’t drink water before bed. Have your room completely dark and cold and ventilated

Window open or not

 

[Gonthar]

 

[vratisevojvodo]

Humans aren’t meant to feel tiresome and cranky in the mornings yall don’t get enough sleep and then wonder why your days are always ruined. Instead set an alarm for when to go to bed rather than one for waking up. Sleeping good is at least 9 hours that’s what literature shows us (look it up on pubMED and google). Instead of doomscrolling for an hour before bed you could have used that time to sleep.

inb4 water

wdym i need go to sleep at 8pm to wake up at 6am
fuck no

 

[Deleted member 80684]

Probably because it was dark so your body was still making melatonin to signal you to sleep

I just need 12 hours tbh

 

[The Homelander]

Window open or not

Yes