Job/Internship applications for CS majors

[SoNotFunny]

What would you say? Are any of these an appropriate response? Have I really not accomplished anything in life? (Latino manlet for context)

 

[missingmaxilla]

here you go

should have mentioned your 8 inch dick, bideltoid length, zygos measurements and rape stats boyo. that's what employers are looking for right now

 

[chadcel;]

With how many apps they get they prob dont read them anyway