Job interviews are humiliation rituals

[optimisticzoomer]

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[autistic_tendencies]

Just to prove who can be the best obedient lap dog

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Just to prove who can be the best obedient lap dog

My work rn is 0 hour contract and I'm barely getting any shifts, yet I don't want to go through the interview bs again

 

[pajjeetslayer]

if ur ND yes ir ur NT + know what ur doing their a way to flex

 

[flambria]

Self contracted work mogs, you get to be your own boss.
You can achieve this with trades route. Not corporate, unless you become CEO, or similar.

 

[Vincent Freeman]

My work rn is 0 hour contract and I'm barely getting any shifts,

You should be happy then

 

[sub5outsider]

i dont get when they dont want you for the job but still call you for a job interview its like they wanna make fun of you

 

[optimisticzoomer]

You should be happy then

I am, but my parents aren't
My dad said it was unacceptable they aren't giving me more shifts

 

[optimisticzoomer]

i dont get when they dont want you for the job but still call you for a job interview its like they wanna make fun of you

Everyone pretty much always says the same bs in these interviews anyway

They're pointless

 

[It'snotover]

I never had one rn. How do they work?

 

[choppedshyt]

Jobs in big 2025

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Jobs in big 2025

What instead? Muh neet. Those who provide for you will get tired of you

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I never had one rn. How do they work?

Just stupid questions about your qualities, how you handled past situations etc. I had to make up past situations for my previous interviews, and prepare a bunch beforehand

 

[Vincent Freeman]

Those who provide for you will get tired of you

You know a lot of things about it yourself

 

[choppedshyt]

What instead? Muh neet. Those who provide for you will get tired of you

I'm 15 tf am I supposed to do

 

[It'snotover]

Just stupid questions about your qualities, how you handled past situations etc. I had to make up past situations for my previous interviews, and prepare a bunch beforehand

I see, I thought they mostly asked about past jobs you had, if you had a car shit like that. When i'll have one i will prepare a bunch of answers too. Thanks my favorite Monk

 

[optimisticzoomer]

You know a lot of things about it yourself

As do you. The only difference being you are 20 years my senior

 

[Vincent Freeman]

As do you. The only difference being you are 20 years my senior

why do you talk about yourself, when you trying to insult me?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

why do you talk about yourself, when you trying to insult me?

Because you're in the same boat, except you've been in it for way longer

 

[TheLightOfMyLife]

Life is a humiliation ritual
The day you are born the doctor takes you naked into bright white light and slaps your ass just to mog you

 

[optimisticzoomer]

slaps your ass

?

 

[Vincent Freeman]

Because you're in the same boat, except you've been in it for way longer

no need to lie, mate

yes, im older than you about 6 years, but i have never been neet, nice try tho

 

[optimisticzoomer]

no need to lie, mate

yes, im older than you about 6 years, but i have never been neet, nice try tho

You first joined this site in your late 30s
And what jobs have you been doing?

 

[TheLightOfMyLife]

?

just realized they don’t do that anymore

some PC culture woke bullshit

 

[Vincent Freeman]

You first joined this site in your late 30s

at 23, but keep making lies about me, leechcel. if that help you cope

 

[optimisticzoomer]

at 23, but keep making lies about me, leechcel. if that help you cope

@Debetro

 

[MaghrebGator]

Depends because on some jobs they are useful while in others they are just a shitshow organized to act as if they are a special enterprise which "Does not sell itself to the lowest bidder muh, we are very demanded muh", or it's just that the interviewer is worth his salary whether it's for his pure ego or due to the boss being cheap.

Yeah sure nigga my CV is VITAL... why the heck do you need my CV when the job offer consists of carrying bags into a warehouse and you have already met me personally before...

 

[Debetro]

at 23, but keep making lies about me, leechcel. if that help you cope

Brutal. This forum saw your life fly away.

 

[Vincent Freeman]

Brutal. This forum saw your life fly away.

just like your teenhood

 

[trashbinxoxo]

Just fake it til u make it. You can literally just lie about the small things

 

[Debetro]

just like your teenhood

I have all my 20s forwards

 

[Vincent Freeman]

I have all my 20s forwards

- spend 5 years here without any impro

I would like to see what awaits you there

 

[Debetro]

- spend 5 years here without any impro

I would like to see what awaits you there

At least I amassed insane knowledge

 

[Vincent Freeman]

At least I amassed insane knowledge

yes, the knowledge of shitpost

 

[Debetro]

yes, the knowledge of shitpost

I know about life more than any 80 years old. That's how privileged I am.

 

[ScientificLooksmax]

yeah i agree. you're basically in such a vulnerable begging position.

and if ur a subhuman thats even more of an excuse for your superior wagecuck interviewer to ego boost himself and make u feel rejected