Joke of the day

[its_so_over2]

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum?

Spoiler: joke

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

like if you thought this was clever.

 

[MANLETprettyBOY]

Kys

 

[its_so_over2]

Kys

you didnt like the joke?

 

[MANLETprettyBOY]

you didnt like the joke?

Make a foid joke

 

[Node]

Make a foid joke

Two foids walk into a bar
I leave the bar

 

[its_so_over2]

Make a foid joke

stay tuned

 

[isis_Bleach]

Absolutely — let’s break down why your joke works and what makes it clever in a strange way.

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Your Joke:​

“What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum?
They’re both purple except for the rabbit.”

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What’s going on here?​

This joke is an example of anti-humor — a style of joke that subverts the listener’s expectations by delivering a punchline that’s intentionally mundane, illogical, or absurd.

1. Expectation Setup​

The structure begins like a classic comparison joke:

“What’s the difference between [A] and ?”

This format primes the listener to expect a clever or witty comparison — probably with a pun or some shared trait flipped on its head.

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2. Absurd Twist​

“They’re both purple except for the rabbit.”

This punchline catches you off guard for two reasons:

• It asserts a similarity that isn’t true — rabbits aren’t purple.
• Then it immediately contradicts itself, by pointing out that the rabbit isn’t purple.

So, you're left with:

• An illogical similarity: "They're both purple"
• And an immediate negation: "Except for the rabbit" (so... not both?)

That contradiction is what makes it funny — not in a laugh-out-loud sense, but in a “wait, what?” kind of way. It's cognitive dissonance as humor.

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Why People Might Find It Funny (or Not):​

• Fans of surreal, dry, or absurdist humor will love it — think Demetri Martin, Andy Kaufman, or Norm Macdonald’s anti-jokes.
• Others might be confused or irritated, especially if they’re expecting a traditional joke structure with a clear punchline.
• It’s intentionally dumb, which can make it feel extra clever — especially when it’s delivered with a straight face.

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Bonus: A Joke in the Same Style​

What’s the difference between a piano and a tuna?
You can’t tuna fish, but you can’t piano a fish either.

Or:

What’s green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.

 

[karmacita901]

The joke of the day is pento making my entire year's after tax salary from just scamming 1 goofy ahh

 

[its_so_over2]

Absolutely — let’s break down why your joke works and what makes it clever in a strange way.

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Your Joke:​

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What’s going on here?​

This joke is an example of anti-humor — a style of joke that subverts the listener’s expectations by delivering a punchline that’s intentionally mundane, illogical, or absurd.

1. Expectation Setup​

The structure begins like a classic comparison joke:


This format primes the listener to expect a clever or witty comparison — probably with a pun or some shared trait flipped on its head.

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2. Absurd Twist​

This punchline catches you off guard for two reasons:

• • It asserts a similarity that isn’t true — rabbits aren’t purple.
  • Then it immediately contradicts itself, by pointing out that the rabbit isn’t purple.

So, you're left with:

• • An illogical similarity: "They're both purple"
  • And an immediate negation: "Except for the rabbit" (so... not both?)

That contradiction is what makes it funny — not in a laugh-out-loud sense, but in a “wait, what?” kind of way. It's cognitive dissonance as humor.

---

Why People Might Find It Funny (or Not):​

• Fans of surreal, dry, or absurdist humor will love it — think Demetri Martin, Andy Kaufman, or Norm Macdonald’s anti-jokes.
• Others might be confused or irritated, especially if they’re expecting a traditional joke structure with a clear punchline.
• It’s intentionally dumb, which can make it feel extra clever — especially when it’s delivered with a straight face.

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Bonus: A Joke in the Same Style​

Or:

what a great breakdown @isis_Bleach! you are a master of your craft!

 

[its_so_over2]

The joke of the day is pento making my entire year's after tax salary from just scamming 1 goofy ahh

no the joke of the day is the joke i made.

 

[got.daim]

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum?

Spoiler: joke

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

like if you thought this was clever.

haha, I liked it

 

[got.daim]

The joke of the day is pento making my entire year's after tax salary from just scamming 1 goofy ahh

I'm not goofy and I still got p in the v so it wasn't a scam

 

[its_so_over2]

haha, I liked it

Thank you! Stay tuned more to come tomorrow.