Jon Jones would have been a slave 1000 years back

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But now he is UFC Goat, do you think there was some Asian who ran an Empire but if he was born today he would be a manga addicted smelly incel rotting in his room eating ramen?
 
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Yeah but big daddy jon wouldve been a house nigga, probably impregnating the masters daughters
 
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He would've been master's favorite... esp if his master was Charles Darwin. Am I right, @BrendioEEE ? Ah, yes, Charlie loved his male slaves with an open mouth, bent over, his eyes in the back of his head, and his trousers around his ankles.
 
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Not 1000 years ago. The Atlantic Slave Trade didn't begin until the 1400s
 
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Genghis Khan would be contending for FUOTY on .is
 
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But now he is UFC Goat, do you think there was some Asian who ran an Empire but if he was born today he would be a manga addicted smelly incel rotting in his room eating ramen?
They would’ve had him fight other slaves for money profit and he’d be purchased off the block instantly.
 
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do you think there was some Asian who ran an Empire but if he was born today he would be a manga addicted smelly incel rotting in his room eating ramen?
@ranierean in the opposite scenario
 
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