Jordan B Michael is so fucking ugly

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He gets only glazed because of status
Status is the only thing that can save niggas
Not even fully because only sheboons glaze him

@joao23 @pfl @Former Shortcel
 
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He gets only glazed because of status
Status is the only thing that can save niggas
Not even fully because only sheboons glaze him

@joao23 @pfl @Former Shortcel
cause hes black
 
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Pretty much water
 
Every time i hear girls talking about this guy its always just

"um is it just me or is michael b jordan not even that hot?"
 
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Every time i hear girls talking about this guy its always just

"um is it just me or is michael b jordan not even that hot?"
Oh shit is it michael b jordan instead of jordan b michael
Sums up how unknown he is
 
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He gets only glazed because of status
Status is the only thing that can save niggas
Not even fully because only sheboons glaze him

@joao23 @pfl @Former Shortcel
But he is even ugly for a nigger
 
He gets only glazed because of status
Status is the only thing that can save niggas
Not even fully because only sheboons glaze him

@joao23 @pfl @Former Shortcel
His smile is also incredibly normal, I don't know what they mean by "halo smile," and yes, without status he wouldn't slay like the vast majority of Black people. I still remember a foid on TikTok being torn between him and Theo James, like, wtf this brainwashing, Theo completely obliterates him.
 
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He get's caried by status/phsyque and has a nice smile. He's always smiling.
 
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Oh shit is it michael b jordan instead of jordan b michael
Sums up how unknown he is
The so called "smv god" labellled by blackcels mind you
 
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His smile is also incredibly normal, I don't know what they mean by "halo smile," and yes, without status he wouldn't slay like the vast majority of Black people. I still remember a foid on TikTok being torn between him and Theo James, like, wtf this brainwashing, Theo completely obliterates him.
Theo is practically the definition of that "tall dark and handsome" phrase i dont understand what the fuck those people are talking about
 
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He get's caried by status/phsyque and has a nice smile. He's always smiling.
In what world this
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Is same level or above this
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Jewmedia on fire
 
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Not even fully because only sheboons glaze him
Not rly. During the Black Panther and Creed craze there were foids of all races glazing him

But ya he's a recessed LTN. Being tall and bodymaxxed helps him tho
 
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Not rly. During the Black Panther and Creed craze there were foids of all races glazing him

But ya he's a recessed LTN. Being tall and bodymaxxed helps him tho
183 isnt tall
 
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Wow could've sworn he was 6'2 or sumthin. Hollyjoos bamboozled me yet again :soy:
He's not 183, he is 178 at best jfl, Chris Evans is 183 and is taller than him
 
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his side is atrocious :lul:
 
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Its good but
Isnt it slightly recessed?
His chin
Maybe a little bit, but it may as well be going past his lips when we compare it to the chin projection of michael b jordan :feelskek:
 
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His side genuinely looks deformed
Like an illness or sum
He had plastic surgery but it didn't fix anything. I remember there was a subreddit of Black women comparing him to that Disney turtle.
 
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He gets only glazed because of status
Status is the only thing that can save niggas
Not even fully because only sheboons glaze him

@joao23 @pfl @Former Shortcel
at the end of the day he rich gets what he wants and gets girls while you out here raging for another man:lul:
 

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