Jordan Barrett saved my LIFE

[Deleted member 685]

2 days ago I was walking through the city at night at 2 am, I just wanted to walk alone because of my midface. I felt like shit.

Then suddenly 2 junkies tried to rob me and suddenly held my arms tight and tried to unzip my pants too.

Then guess what happened? JORDAN BARRETT SUDDENLY APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE


They felt so brutally mogged and became all silent and looked at Jordy with a dead stare. They quickly ran away in shame and fear after being so brutally mogged. Voicemogged, heightmogged, skinmogged, EVERYTHINGMOGGED

We then talked about looksmaxxing for a bit and he told me I should get MSE/MSDO with upward facepulling, and then normal acrylic appliance facepulling and after that jaw impaction to fix my midface.
He also told me about the benefits of back sleeping

 

[Kingkellz]

 

[Deleted member 5694]

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

i love this story papa gudru, pls write more!!!!

 

[Deleted member 685]

Bump

 

[toth77]

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oh really wtf man this is not cool why make up stories i actually believed it...

 

[Deleted member 685]

 

[needsolution]

Didnt u feel this fwhrmog?

 

[Over]

I always knew Jordan is the good guy

 

[Deleted member 685]

Didnt u feel this fwhrmog?

No. I felt comfortable with him all within the moment.

 

[onnysk]

 

[Deleted member 2597]

Imagine worshipping a Male model.

 

[Deleted member 4430]

tell us about the snow white now.

 

[Deleted member 2597]

OP is a faggot.

 

[Deleted member 6538]

Same thing happened to me op

 

[Deleted member 685]

OP is a faggot.

Only for bbc

 

[randomvanish]

he's a square faced gay alien.

 

[Deleted member 4645]

Legit caged. We need more threads like this one.

 

[Andros]

That's level of autism I never witnessed.

 

[Chadelite]

Insane prenatal t fwhr

 

[Nero]

High T

 

[didntreadlol]

barrett scared them off using his fwhr and hunter eyes

 

[LOOKMAXXER]

he's a square faced gay alien.

Lego faced