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The benefits of going bald
Want to appear more intelligent, influential, educated and honest? Lose your hair.
www.bbc.com
"For as long as men have had access to mirrors, they’ve been fretting about their scalps getting lonely. It was a particular obsession of Julius Caesar, who tried everything to get his hair back; the wreath of laurels he wore was less a nod to Roman tradition than an attempt at covering up his shiny pate.
By the time he met Cleopatra, he was almost completely bald. In a last ditch attempt to save his mop, she lovingly recommended a home remedy of ground-up mice, horse teeth and bear grease."
You may conquer Gaul but you can never stop the Norwood reaper.
