Just another day living on a glitch reservation inside the Matrix

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

You're outside having a smoke. A bird lands on the table beside you. The bird says:

Ah, yes, just another day living on a glitch reservation in the Matrix.

You go to the door and grab for the doorknob, but the door has moved a few steps forward. So you take a few steps forward and grab the doorknob, you're now inside the house, and the door is behind you. Ah, yes, just another day living on a glitch reservation in the Matrix.

You season a raw slab of steak and get your frying pan sizzling. You grab the steak, but now it is cooked. So you stick a fork in it and cut off a piece with a knife. You put it in your mouth, but now it is raw. Ah, yes, just another day living on a glitch reservation in the Matrix.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

You're having sex with your woman, and you kiss her. You keep kissing her when suddenly her face is covered with your cum and now its on your face and some of it, on your lips. Ah, yes, just another day living on a glitch reservation in the Matrix.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

You post a thread:

Send pic what your perfect pussy would look like

:feelswat:

looksmax.org

But instead of users sending pics of pussy, you get:

Ah, yes, just another day living on a glitch reservation in the Matrix.

 

[CEO]

You're outside having a smoke. A bird lands on the table beside you. The bird says:

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Ah, yes, just another day living on a glitch reservation in the Matrix.

You go to the door and grab for the doorknob, but the door has moved a few steps forward. So you take a few steps forward and grab the doorknob, you're now inside the house, and the door is behind you. Ah, yes, just another day living on a glitch reservation in the Matrix.

You season a raw slab of steak and get your frying pan sizzling. You grab the steak, but now it is cooked. So you stick a fork in it and cut off a piece with a knife. You put it in your mouth, but now it is raw. Ah, yes, just another day living on a glitch reservation in the Matrix.

W PFP. W Matrix Attack.

 

[CEO]

 

[browncurrycel]

Least insane .org user

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

W PFP. W Matrix Attack.

@CEO comments on this thread, "W PFP. W Matrix Attack. "

But instead of receiving appropriate feedback, he gets this reply.

Ah, yes, just another day living on a glitch reservation in the Matrix.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Coughing up a hairball, but instead of the sound of a cough, it's Pig Latin. Ah, yes, just another day living on the glitch reservation in the Matrix.

 

[Vermilioncore]

And you go to stroke your cock but you find a pool of semen at your feet already. So you put it back in your pants. Yet, once inside your pants, your cock is hard again. You go to stroke. The pool doesn’t exist. Ah, another day in the matrices of existence.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

And you go to stroke your cock but you find a pool of semen at your feet already. So you put it back in your pants. Yet, once inside your pants, your cock is hard again. You go to stroke. The pool doesn’t exist. Ah, another day in the matrices of existence.

You're about to have sex with a date you just met. She removes her dress. Ugh, she has a penis.

Ah, yes, just another day living on the glitch reservation in the Matrix.

 

[Vermilioncore]

You're about to have sex with a date you just met. She removes her dress. Ugh, she has a penis.

Ah, yes, just another day living on the glitch reservation in the Matrix.

To some men, that is a glitch of bliss.